First Recipe

[kissorkeepher]

[Ned's been sort of off the grid, keeping to himself in his pod. Because as soon as he heard about the rodent invasion, there was no way he was going to challenge them. He's never had a good relationship with rodents, anyway...

He's been feeling very stressed. And who can blame him? Probably everyone is feeling stressed, to be fair. But Chuck isn't

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

I have not seen your mate.

[kissorkeepher]

Oh... well, thank you? [He's never heard anyone call Chuck his "mate." As though they were animals. To be literal, they've never actually mated, so technically would she be his mate?]

Well, if you do, could you please let me know? My name's Ned.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmnf.

Fine. Unless your female hears your transmission, and responds herself.

[kissorkeepher]

Well, she hasn't yet, that's the problem. I'm hoping things will lean in my favor for once and she'll... show up. However that's supposed to happen.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Talk to the ones who brought us here.

[kissorkeepher]

What, put in a request?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yeah. Why not?