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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I gave mikisix a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, codygirl (-5000 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4292 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
kissofaurora