VOICEMAIL | Elliot Maximus Osborne

[kissmynuts]

"This is Jock MacStrap. I can't come to the phone right now, I'm too busy getting head off the ice cream lady. She gives a whole new meaning to cream with my nuts. Anyway, leave your credit card details after the beep and I'll get back to you."

[Messages for muse or mun can be left here]