this was slightly amusing...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I broke enemyinside's X-Box (-12 points). Last Thursday fool_intherain and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In March I helped bobdayak across the street (6 points). In September I helped sweetiepi285 hide a body (-173 points). In May I set mlmnttlkr's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-234 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
kissmycass
P.S. I am very stressed. I hate finals week.