this week may see my ultimate demise
You think you're someone's friend and confidant.
You think they like to talk to you.
You think they know that what happens to them matters to you.
And then...
Whatev. I have a secret you don't know, too.
The sound designer showed me a fun game last night at tech.
Google your first name and the word 'needs' in quotes (example: "Chelsea needs").
Favorite results:
"Chelsea needs to be redeemed or killed off." (BEST EVER)
"Chelsea needs something really harsh to get her attention."
"Chelsea needs to go to jail instead of being allowed to give everyone the finger."
"Chelsea needs to be hit by car."
(apparently the online community does not view me favorably)
"Drew needs a heart."
"Drew needs a bra...period."
"Drew needs more cowbell."
"Drew needs to get a room with a retiree."
Have I told you (all) lately that I love you?
You think they like to talk to you.
You think they know that what happens to them matters to you.
And then...
Whatev. I have a secret you don't know, too.
The sound designer showed me a fun game last night at tech.
Google your first name and the word 'needs' in quotes (example: "Chelsea needs").
Favorite results:
"Chelsea needs to be redeemed or killed off." (BEST EVER)
"Chelsea needs something really harsh to get her attention."
"Chelsea needs to go to jail instead of being allowed to give everyone the finger."
"Chelsea needs to be hit by car."
(apparently the online community does not view me favorably)
"Drew needs a heart."
"Drew needs a bra...period."
"Drew needs more cowbell."
"Drew needs to get a room with a retiree."
Have I told you (all) lately that I love you?