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[kissmewithrazor]

"Salisbury... what a hole. There is nothing here! It's like in SLC Punk, this place is a wasteland. And the boys (yes I meant boys) in this sub-city are so STUPID! I swear it's the water. If you ever come across a place called Salisbury on your travels to know-where, do not, I repeat, do not drink the water. Your penis will immediately shrink and so will your brain size which will impair you to never leave this shithole ever again."

~ a brilliant quote by meghan!! <3