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Feb 08, 2009 13:05

Every tree in my yard still has leaves on it.
Dead ones.
That don't like the idea of death.
I clean up the yard and boom a week later more leaves.
Assholes.
By the way if anyone needs leaves for mulch or compost, hit me up, I got bags.

A friend was playing tomb raider the other day.
I noticed every second there was an arrow coming out of a hole in the wall.
Going through a hole in a column.
Then into another hole in the adjacent wall.
One second = one arrow.
Thats 86,400 arrows in a twenty four hour period.
With two holes doing this its 172,800 arrows.
Thats a lot of arrows for whoever wanted to keep what treasure in that specific tomb safe.
Somewhere in that tomb is a room full of piles of arrows and a guy feeding them into a conveyor belt that feeds them to a machine that fires them constantly.
There is at least four guys (two guys on each hole) to do this on a rotating twelve hour shift.
Probably six if there is a union.
So now we got piles upon piles of arrows.
Six guys and a union breathing down said proprietor's neck.
And at least a small bathroom/break room with a coffee pot/water cooler, time clock and a small fridge.
All for the sake of guarding this item which has no real resale value because its so unique.
Point being, just give up the damn crystal/necklace/goblet/magical sword.
Its just not a good investment.
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