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How To Tell Your In Southern Cali....
* Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings...and none are visible.
*you don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.
* You can't remember ... is pot illegal
* You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.
* A really great parking space can move you to tears.
* A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
* You're thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between aromatherapy and conversational Mandarin.
* It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH '99."
* You can't remember ... is pot illegal
* The three-hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe laying on the shoulder
*You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.
*You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian
*Gas costs 75 cents per gallon more than it does anywhere else in the U.S.
*A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps, and you don't even notice.
*Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
* what?.... pot?.... illegal? no way!
*Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into BSDM, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
*You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks himself is teaching the 4:00 pm Tae Bo class.
*You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers
* Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings...and none are visible.
*you don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.
* You can't remember ... is pot illegal
* You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.
* A really great parking space can move you to tears.
* A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
* You're thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between aromatherapy and conversational Mandarin.
* It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH '99."
* You can't remember ... is pot illegal
* The three-hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe laying on the shoulder
*You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.
*You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian
*Gas costs 75 cents per gallon more than it does anywhere else in the U.S.
*A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps, and you don't even notice.
*Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
* what?.... pot?.... illegal? no way!
*Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into BSDM, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
*You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks himself is teaching the 4:00 pm Tae Bo class.
*You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers