heat wave
mmmm thank you family for leaving me to fend for myself tonight and eat a healthy chioce dinner! woooo!!! i guess my meal with ashley last night made up for anything that i lack in sustenance today.
so this entire week has been entirely too scorching. i feel like i can drink the air and punch it in the face. i seriously sat outside for the past 2 days by the pool for an hr., my skin is now tan again. shibby. the kids are so terrible cause they havent been going outside to play cause of the weather, so pretty much they are balls of energy that just ricochet of the walls and get put in time out or forced to lay down while i play music. Yesterday One Week came on and i was so happy. Music uplifts me to no end.
so monday i went and did some karate. that was a lot of fun. kicked some stuff, numb chcked it up.. ninja turtles ices.. duh.
hmm i hungout with chris the other night and just watched a movie, ate ice cream, then watched comedy with can and jesse. i like chill nights like that where i can laugh at absolutely everything or nothing and be so happy. I need to download this one guys skit on costco.. and buying caskets from costco in two packs.. coskets. what did grandpa ever do to you!! Everyone will know you cheaped out. idk im trying to remember the things he said. like its your worst case scenario store... across from the coskets are like cigarettes and something else that can lead to death. Across from the babyseats are condoms.. then he talked about the bc patch. He was saying that women on bc are now tagged so you can go to a bar.. pick up some slut... bring her back to your place.. you can see shes tagged cause she has the patch on her lower abdomen.. then half way through you look down and its the nicoderm patch haha idk just funny stuff. guess youd have to watch it..
errr i have been reading so much lately. AMAZING BOOK. ash and i went out last night to barns and noble and sat reading it, just laughing so hard. we ended up seeing jess there. hungout for awhile.. i got myself some sweet tattoos from a magazine most likely called Kids bop or something... i was laughing so hard. i have to put on the one of jesse mcartney.. and like sparkly unicorns and what not. i took a picture.. not to clear but i make do.
OmGzzzZZ <3333
def must rock this
then we went and saw Scoop. Soooo funny. Mostly jewish humor that we could relate to, i felt like i was watching my pop pop and not a movie. it was very clever. i didnt know what to expect but i loved match point so i was like this will be good. And it was, or so i thiought. Ashley was laughing cause everytime i see a movie with a hiot guy i cannot stop swooning. i was like i want to marry a gorgeous guy that is seen as normal but alls for me even with my quirks, have kids, stay together, be so in love, have a quirky fun relationship, have awesome sex forever, etc. Yeahhh helloooo ocd. but seriously come on now, everyone wants that i just say it a lot more.
hmm i found this convo funny.
Dayday4evr: i got sent back from work cause i punched a kid in the face
dchynax22: HAHAAH YOU JUST MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK
dchynax22: what happened hahahaah
Dayday4evr: gagagagaggaga
Dayday4evr: im just kidding
Dayday4evr: but it was funny while it lasted
hasjkdhjadshajdh my dad just came in going "DANA I JUST SAW JOHN SHMUCKER MUST DIE. IT WAS AMAZING GO SEE ITTT.. EVERY GUY IS LYING, CHEATING, WANTING TO FUCK.. it reminds me situations you and candace are in!" thanks dad I love that my dad thinks im a sex fiend and that anytime i go out im having sex.. anytime im upset its cause of a boy.. anytime my door is closed its cause im having sex..when in realty i go out with ashley or jess and wind up having to pleasure myself before i go to sleep. and that is why my door is closed!!! yeah its not so bad.. count me out on stds. its not that i hate sex, i just seriously dont need it.
yeahhh so other things i found funny yesterday. Bryan texted me in the movies but i was like im in the movie.. call when i get out.. and hes like ok some guy was inspecting their apartment so call at around 12 or something like that. so i get out at like 11:30.. get in the car.. go to call him and he doesnt pick up. So im like.. i hate when people dont pick up he told me to call at 12 and... then before i could finish ashley and i both look at the clock and see its 11:30 and started laughing so hard. idk why but i found that so funny cause i had no reason to complain whatsoever i was just cranky and looking to bitch.
so we went to the diner after.. apparently there a business that is so full of shit.. literal.. check this out.
umm "you truly havent lived until your parents have sex".. the we salute you mr. boneless buffalo wing inventor thing.. i need to know the words to that! Beign served by the woman with one ponytail for every failed relationship as i always say. never fails.. diner past midnight.. she will be your waitress. ashley and i sat there for so long reading and laughing.
also very sad. this kid hung himself that i knew grewing up. its so weird cause like he was on my bus stop and i can picture him and his mom waiting for him every day.. and his little back pack and pokemon cards.. i was so freaked out driving back cause i havent seen him since i moved, so i keep just seeing this little kid hanging, and ugh very bad images.
but on a better note.. ashley and i had a lot of fun.. sang london bridge song, as i thiought of brys friends dancing to it. we have a lot of fun together.. BEEEJ!
ok so thats about it. today was sweltering again. i did karoake and sanf GET OUT LEAVE RIGHT NOWWWW. i wish i had the jojo tattoo with me haha. listened to some kids bop.. ashlee simpson.. yeah. so i keep buying people things since i have such a good paycheck, but i shiouldnt be buying so many people things cause most dont deserve it.. at all. so once again im too nice for my own good. whatever one day someone will appreciate everything i do.
ok nap time. peace!
so this entire week has been entirely too scorching. i feel like i can drink the air and punch it in the face. i seriously sat outside for the past 2 days by the pool for an hr., my skin is now tan again. shibby. the kids are so terrible cause they havent been going outside to play cause of the weather, so pretty much they are balls of energy that just ricochet of the walls and get put in time out or forced to lay down while i play music. Yesterday One Week came on and i was so happy. Music uplifts me to no end.
so monday i went and did some karate. that was a lot of fun. kicked some stuff, numb chcked it up.. ninja turtles ices.. duh.
hmm i hungout with chris the other night and just watched a movie, ate ice cream, then watched comedy with can and jesse. i like chill nights like that where i can laugh at absolutely everything or nothing and be so happy. I need to download this one guys skit on costco.. and buying caskets from costco in two packs.. coskets. what did grandpa ever do to you!! Everyone will know you cheaped out. idk im trying to remember the things he said. like its your worst case scenario store... across from the coskets are like cigarettes and something else that can lead to death. Across from the babyseats are condoms.. then he talked about the bc patch. He was saying that women on bc are now tagged so you can go to a bar.. pick up some slut... bring her back to your place.. you can see shes tagged cause she has the patch on her lower abdomen.. then half way through you look down and its the nicoderm patch haha idk just funny stuff. guess youd have to watch it..
errr i have been reading so much lately. AMAZING BOOK. ash and i went out last night to barns and noble and sat reading it, just laughing so hard. we ended up seeing jess there. hungout for awhile.. i got myself some sweet tattoos from a magazine most likely called Kids bop or something... i was laughing so hard. i have to put on the one of jesse mcartney.. and like sparkly unicorns and what not. i took a picture.. not to clear but i make do.
OmGzzzZZ <3333
def must rock this
then we went and saw Scoop. Soooo funny. Mostly jewish humor that we could relate to, i felt like i was watching my pop pop and not a movie. it was very clever. i didnt know what to expect but i loved match point so i was like this will be good. And it was, or so i thiought. Ashley was laughing cause everytime i see a movie with a hiot guy i cannot stop swooning. i was like i want to marry a gorgeous guy that is seen as normal but alls for me even with my quirks, have kids, stay together, be so in love, have a quirky fun relationship, have awesome sex forever, etc. Yeahhh helloooo ocd. but seriously come on now, everyone wants that i just say it a lot more.
hmm i found this convo funny.
Dayday4evr: i got sent back from work cause i punched a kid in the face
dchynax22: HAHAAH YOU JUST MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK
dchynax22: what happened hahahaah
Dayday4evr: gagagagaggaga
Dayday4evr: im just kidding
Dayday4evr: but it was funny while it lasted
hasjkdhjadshajdh my dad just came in going "DANA I JUST SAW JOHN SHMUCKER MUST DIE. IT WAS AMAZING GO SEE ITTT.. EVERY GUY IS LYING, CHEATING, WANTING TO FUCK.. it reminds me situations you and candace are in!" thanks dad I love that my dad thinks im a sex fiend and that anytime i go out im having sex.. anytime im upset its cause of a boy.. anytime my door is closed its cause im having sex..when in realty i go out with ashley or jess and wind up having to pleasure myself before i go to sleep. and that is why my door is closed!!! yeah its not so bad.. count me out on stds. its not that i hate sex, i just seriously dont need it.
yeahhh so other things i found funny yesterday. Bryan texted me in the movies but i was like im in the movie.. call when i get out.. and hes like ok some guy was inspecting their apartment so call at around 12 or something like that. so i get out at like 11:30.. get in the car.. go to call him and he doesnt pick up. So im like.. i hate when people dont pick up he told me to call at 12 and... then before i could finish ashley and i both look at the clock and see its 11:30 and started laughing so hard. idk why but i found that so funny cause i had no reason to complain whatsoever i was just cranky and looking to bitch.
so we went to the diner after.. apparently there a business that is so full of shit.. literal.. check this out.
umm "you truly havent lived until your parents have sex".. the we salute you mr. boneless buffalo wing inventor thing.. i need to know the words to that! Beign served by the woman with one ponytail for every failed relationship as i always say. never fails.. diner past midnight.. she will be your waitress. ashley and i sat there for so long reading and laughing.
also very sad. this kid hung himself that i knew grewing up. its so weird cause like he was on my bus stop and i can picture him and his mom waiting for him every day.. and his little back pack and pokemon cards.. i was so freaked out driving back cause i havent seen him since i moved, so i keep just seeing this little kid hanging, and ugh very bad images.
but on a better note.. ashley and i had a lot of fun.. sang london bridge song, as i thiought of brys friends dancing to it. we have a lot of fun together.. BEEEJ!
ok so thats about it. today was sweltering again. i did karoake and sanf GET OUT LEAVE RIGHT NOWWWW. i wish i had the jojo tattoo with me haha. listened to some kids bop.. ashlee simpson.. yeah. so i keep buying people things since i have such a good paycheck, but i shiouldnt be buying so many people things cause most dont deserve it.. at all. so once again im too nice for my own good. whatever one day someone will appreciate everything i do.
ok nap time. peace!