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mmm yayy merry xmas! so its like almost 1:30 in the morning and sadly my family did not feel like wakin gup early tomorrow and they can't miss out on candace and i opening gifts.. so alas we got them tonight instead. takes some of the joy out of xmas morning but whatever. i got a lot of winter things... uggs, jackets, mittens, socks, underwear, a lot of stuff from bebe, money, scarves, books, etc. and daddy got all of us a bracelet with 5 links, each one saying every member in our family's name.. including cosmo with everyones birthstone next to their link. its so meaningful. i love presents like that. i try to put thiought into all of my gifts even thio every year barely anyone i got for gets me anything butw/e that not why i give them. i dont ever expect anything i just like to see them smile. mommy loved her gift from me and candace. its easy to buy for her cause everything we like, she likes and then we just borrow it anyways.
so i woke up late.. was going to stop by jess' but she nevers picks up her fone. i went to wegmans and visited kyle. i got candace from work and she was like about to cry cause it was so busy. i wanted ashley to come with us for xmas eve but she had other plans :-( i went to chris' for a bit and gave him his present. then i came back here and took pictures and we left.
good times as always witht he family. the guys spent like 2 hrs going over wahts "gay" and whats "hiomosexual" and what tv shiows/ movies fall under each category. it was so funyn cause everything they named my dad has went to see or watches.. or does. like Brokeback Mountain.. daddy went to see that with mommy and he was the only guy in the theater he said. i love that hes so open and cool about that thiough it makes me happy that he isnt closed minded. then like when they talked about men that shave their back or w/e and that being gay he'd like whisper.. i do that haha hes so funny. he just got a burberry scarf, uggs, and this like kangol hat and a cowboy hat. everywhere we went people looked at him like he was famous with his glasses on and shit. someone came up to him and asked if he was a movie producer. hes such a great guy. i dont care whio makes fun of him cause hes the lucky guy that has an amazing wife and a good relationship and hes not a closed minded fuck.
so after that talk we got on the topic of what makes you bi and such. my dad just looked at me and was like dont you dare tell any of your stories to the family. i was like no fuck that i dont care waht they think of me. i know what i am and im comfortable with myself. i told them where a guy's g spot was cause no one knew i was like damn. then no one knew what a grundle was except my grandma haha she was like.. thats the taint meat! o boy. then one of the oldest members there in her little italan accent kept following me callng me miss amerca or something and she like oo she sooo pretty.. sooo swathari or something which i found out was a good thing. then i started to laugh cause i was like.. what if some ugg boot was made and had a lambs ear or eyeball in it and no one knew until it was bought. idk why but that made me laugh for so long.
umm then we played a family game of cranium. o god. everyone is so loud and cheats and fights but jokign around. of course my team won cause we had mommy whio is an artist so she can scuplt and draw anything.. rodger whio is an actor so he did all of that.. i did all the humming and word/data things.. and we were awesome. kim kinda just sat there and watched laughing. i love her. im going to go to the city and stay with her for a bit and shes goign to take me around. that will be fun.
umm we a bit past midnight and the fog was insane. it looked like cars were coming out of protals.. like one minute youd see nothing then bamn car out of a portal. we made it back in one piece. mommy kept comp-lainign so daddy was like.. "when i complain im a jew.. what are you when you complain".. and she was like "a complainer" o parents. candace jesse and i are getting them tickets to a play in the city.. dinner in a nice place.. and a limo ride there and back for their anniversary. im so awake i dont want to go to sleep. i wish jess would answer her fone so we could do something.. ori wish ashley was here. but of course they arent.. so off to sleep at last
so i woke up late.. was going to stop by jess' but she nevers picks up her fone. i went to wegmans and visited kyle. i got candace from work and she was like about to cry cause it was so busy. i wanted ashley to come with us for xmas eve but she had other plans :-( i went to chris' for a bit and gave him his present. then i came back here and took pictures and we left.
good times as always witht he family. the guys spent like 2 hrs going over wahts "gay" and whats "hiomosexual" and what tv shiows/ movies fall under each category. it was so funyn cause everything they named my dad has went to see or watches.. or does. like Brokeback Mountain.. daddy went to see that with mommy and he was the only guy in the theater he said. i love that hes so open and cool about that thiough it makes me happy that he isnt closed minded. then like when they talked about men that shave their back or w/e and that being gay he'd like whisper.. i do that haha hes so funny. he just got a burberry scarf, uggs, and this like kangol hat and a cowboy hat. everywhere we went people looked at him like he was famous with his glasses on and shit. someone came up to him and asked if he was a movie producer. hes such a great guy. i dont care whio makes fun of him cause hes the lucky guy that has an amazing wife and a good relationship and hes not a closed minded fuck.
so after that talk we got on the topic of what makes you bi and such. my dad just looked at me and was like dont you dare tell any of your stories to the family. i was like no fuck that i dont care waht they think of me. i know what i am and im comfortable with myself. i told them where a guy's g spot was cause no one knew i was like damn. then no one knew what a grundle was except my grandma haha she was like.. thats the taint meat! o boy. then one of the oldest members there in her little italan accent kept following me callng me miss amerca or something and she like oo she sooo pretty.. sooo swathari or something which i found out was a good thing. then i started to laugh cause i was like.. what if some ugg boot was made and had a lambs ear or eyeball in it and no one knew until it was bought. idk why but that made me laugh for so long.
umm then we played a family game of cranium. o god. everyone is so loud and cheats and fights but jokign around. of course my team won cause we had mommy whio is an artist so she can scuplt and draw anything.. rodger whio is an actor so he did all of that.. i did all the humming and word/data things.. and we were awesome. kim kinda just sat there and watched laughing. i love her. im going to go to the city and stay with her for a bit and shes goign to take me around. that will be fun.
umm we a bit past midnight and the fog was insane. it looked like cars were coming out of protals.. like one minute youd see nothing then bamn car out of a portal. we made it back in one piece. mommy kept comp-lainign so daddy was like.. "when i complain im a jew.. what are you when you complain".. and she was like "a complainer" o parents. candace jesse and i are getting them tickets to a play in the city.. dinner in a nice place.. and a limo ride there and back for their anniversary. im so awake i dont want to go to sleep. i wish jess would answer her fone so we could do something.. ori wish ashley was here. but of course they arent.. so off to sleep at last