I am going to be a whale when I grow up
"P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate with my friends.
With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!”"
http://galadarling.com/article/do-you-want-to-be-a-mermaid-or-a-whale
Filing this with "does my bum look big enough in this?" under "Better ways to think about the size of my rear end".
With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!”"
http://galadarling.com/article/do-you-want-to-be-a-mermaid-or-a-whale
Filing this with "does my bum look big enough in this?" under "Better ways to think about the size of my rear end".