Why my hand aches...
BC 100 CLASS:
I arrived at CMC around 1:30 pm, which was really 2:00pm (I thought I was early). So, thinking I was early, I bought some baked macaroni and medium iced tea (for take-out) at the canteen. Then into our classroom and found out that it was already 2:00 pm. And God-I-have-to-finish-eating-before-my-prof-arrives-or-else-I'll-be-doomed(I guess?) Well, he'd probably say all the nasty germs-slash-microorganisms in my food at the same time announce that to the class. Luckily, I finished my meal before he arrives.
Just so you know, the class has already acquired this FREAKING mannerism every time the door opens. Every head will turn to the door as if it's the last time they'd be seeing that DOOR! Poor door, we hate it! ;P
Breathing stops...
Chatting stops..
Heads turning..
Waiting...
Waiting...
Until the door opens and reveals the one who opened it.
If it's not our prof, this is the usual conversation:
everyone: praying on their own
*door opens
new entity (who opened the door): surprised that everyone's staring at him/her
everyone: andyan na siya?
new entity: wala pa.
everyone: sighs-A HUGE ONE!
That simple conversation is what binds the class together in an invicible but strong bond!
When the prof arrives.. SILENCE. Only him-the prof, talks. He usually sits at the back, BESIDE ME. And that's where my hand started aching....
*Let me share with you the blog I made and posted in my multiply account. It is about the first time I experienced the tremendous aching of my right hand....
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TITLE: ME--THE HUMAN ELECTRICFAN.
Prof: Ms. Taiwanese electric fan is insufficient. (I'm not even Taiwanese)
Me: Huh?
Prof: Off. ... 1 ... 2 ... 3
Me: pagkarinig ng 3- todo paypay!
nagsimula ang class the usual way---darating si Prof ng 2:30 when the class should've started by 1(usual n un!). nakaupo rin naman ako sa usual sit ko---sa center back ng class. what was unusual that day was the mind-boggling super good mood ng aming Prof.
and to define that mind-boggling-super-good mood ay ang mga pangyayaring ito:
Prof: paypayan mo 'ko.
Me: wala po akong pamaypay (sabay tingin sa katabi ko)--may pamaypay ka?
Katabi ko: wala
Me: (nakatingin na sa lahat) May pamaypay kayo?
Prof: Anu b? Sinong may pamaypay? (in a horrifying pitch)
Sumone: (naglabas ng pamaypay) hay salamat.
*kinuha ni Prof ang pamaypay at iniabot sa akin
*kinuha ko kay Prof ang pamaypay at nagsimula siyang paypayan
Prof: sa susunod magdadala ka ng pamaypay
Me: Opo. gosh! may susunod pa?!
*3:00: nagpapaypay.
*3:30: nagpapaypay
*3:45: nagpapaypay
*4:00: nagpapaypay
*4:10: nagpapaypaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
kala ko di na matatapos ang pagpapaypay ko. ngalay na ngalay na ko?! ang sakit sakit na ng braso ko! pero hala cgue. paypay pa rin at baka ako pa ang mapag-tripan. tapos maya't maya pa akong tinatanong ng oras. e langyang yan--wala akong dalang relo.
Prof: anung oras na?
Me: (tingin sa katabi) anung oras na?
Katabi: (tingin sa kabilang katabi) anung oras na?
Kabilang katabi: (tingin sa relo) 3:45. (tingin sa katabi)haayy. buti may relo siya!
Katabi: (tingin kay Me) 3:45.
Me: (tingin kay Prof) 3:45
pagdating sa klaseng yan. makikita mo ang teamwork. ganung kami kagaling! hahaha...at hindi lang isang beses naulit ang eksenang yan. pero hindi naman lumagpas sa dalawa.
good mood si prof di lamang dahil sa pangyayaring yan. kumanta pa siya--i mean, nag-hum ng tunes ng classical songs, popular songs, spanish songs, march songs, etcetera. ay pati pala dance song.
at nung mapag-usapan ang dance song, bigla siyang nagtanong kung sino daw marunong mag-tango. e walang nag-presinta. aba, kinuha ang kamay ko at ipinakita ang basic movements ng hands at head sa klas nang kami'y nakaupo. at di diyan natatapos ang good mood ni prof. next meeting daw, ung reporters ay sasayaw ng tango. at si naka-yellow-shoes-from-the-last-meeting girl ay sasayaw ng disco. oha!
at sinabi niya sa mga susunod na reporters na they should see him after class. then, nag-check na siya ng attendance. at pinindot ang "OFF BUTTON" ko---na naging human electricfan sa araw na iyon.
bow.
PS: fully airconditioned ang aming room ! hahaha :))
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Since that day, he's always been in a good mood which means, he always sits beside me and make me do paypay to him.
The reporters report...
When he likes how it was executed---he shares a LOT of his stories regarding the report.
When he doesn't like the execution----he asks the reporters to sit down (again, in a horrifying pitch) and discuss it himself.
FYI, he seldom LIKES a certain report. So anyone who wasn't asked to sat while reporting IS VERY VERY THANKFUL. Like blogging-how-he/she-finished-reporting-without-being-ordered-to-sit-down thankful.
And he stopped saying the I-always-hear-it-from-him phrase.
"This is a hopeless class." He says that everytime he hears a single mispronounced word. After correcting the mistake, he'll say, "MGA ATENISTA LANG ANG NAGSASABI NIYAN."
SOME OF OUR USUAL MISPRONOUNCED WORDS:
RADIO--should be long O
CHARACTERISTICS--the accent is in the first syllable
BROADCAST--there is no such thing as BROADCASTED.
EQUIPMENT--there is no such thing as EQUIPMENTS
YOUTUBE, DUE, NEW,--waa! he's very particular.
IMAGE, ...blah...blah...blah
And so much more that I wasn't able to write because I ALWAYS MAKE PAYPAY TO HIM! hahaha.
These are some other quotes from him:
1. Avecilla a day, keeps the Atenians away. (he REALLY HATES 'em)
2. There are only TWO universities in the Philippines. UP-DILIMAN.... and OTHERS.
3. There're only THREE colleges in the University of the Philippines: COLLEGE OF LAW, COLLEGE OF MASS COMMUNICATION.... and OTHERS.
4. There're only TWO departments in the College of Mass Communication: BROADCAST COMMUNICATION Department... and OTHERS.
NOW, talk about DISCRIMINATION??
HE also hates NIGGERS-and that includes OBAMA. Once, he even said that Obama is STUPID! Hahaha.
Oh well, I better end this or else this will be endless. That's just an introduction about the most terror of terror profs in UPD!
And BTW, my HAND STILL ACHES! AWTZ!
I arrived at CMC around 1:30 pm, which was really 2:00pm (I thought I was early). So, thinking I was early, I bought some baked macaroni and medium iced tea (for take-out) at the canteen. Then into our classroom and found out that it was already 2:00 pm. And God-I-have-to-finish-eating-before-my-prof-arrives-or-else-I'll-be-doomed(I guess?) Well, he'd probably say all the nasty germs-slash-microorganisms in my food at the same time announce that to the class. Luckily, I finished my meal before he arrives.
Just so you know, the class has already acquired this FREAKING mannerism every time the door opens. Every head will turn to the door as if it's the last time they'd be seeing that DOOR! Poor door, we hate it! ;P
Breathing stops...
Chatting stops..
Heads turning..
Waiting...
Waiting...
Until the door opens and reveals the one who opened it.
If it's not our prof, this is the usual conversation:
everyone: praying on their own
*door opens
new entity (who opened the door): surprised that everyone's staring at him/her
everyone: andyan na siya?
new entity: wala pa.
everyone: sighs-A HUGE ONE!
That simple conversation is what binds the class together in an invicible but strong bond!
When the prof arrives.. SILENCE. Only him-the prof, talks. He usually sits at the back, BESIDE ME. And that's where my hand started aching....
*Let me share with you the blog I made and posted in my multiply account. It is about the first time I experienced the tremendous aching of my right hand....
------------------------------------------->>>
TITLE: ME--THE HUMAN ELECTRICFAN.
Prof: Ms. Taiwanese electric fan is insufficient. (I'm not even Taiwanese)
Me: Huh?
Prof: Off. ... 1 ... 2 ... 3
Me: pagkarinig ng 3- todo paypay!
nagsimula ang class the usual way---darating si Prof ng 2:30 when the class should've started by 1(usual n un!). nakaupo rin naman ako sa usual sit ko---sa center back ng class. what was unusual that day was the mind-boggling super good mood ng aming Prof.
and to define that mind-boggling-super-good mood ay ang mga pangyayaring ito:
Prof: paypayan mo 'ko.
Me: wala po akong pamaypay (sabay tingin sa katabi ko)--may pamaypay ka?
Katabi ko: wala
Me: (nakatingin na sa lahat) May pamaypay kayo?
Prof: Anu b? Sinong may pamaypay? (in a horrifying pitch)
Sumone: (naglabas ng pamaypay) hay salamat.
*kinuha ni Prof ang pamaypay at iniabot sa akin
*kinuha ko kay Prof ang pamaypay at nagsimula siyang paypayan
Prof: sa susunod magdadala ka ng pamaypay
Me: Opo. gosh! may susunod pa?!
*3:00: nagpapaypay.
*3:30: nagpapaypay
*3:45: nagpapaypay
*4:00: nagpapaypay
*4:10: nagpapaypaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
kala ko di na matatapos ang pagpapaypay ko. ngalay na ngalay na ko?! ang sakit sakit na ng braso ko! pero hala cgue. paypay pa rin at baka ako pa ang mapag-tripan. tapos maya't maya pa akong tinatanong ng oras. e langyang yan--wala akong dalang relo.
Prof: anung oras na?
Me: (tingin sa katabi) anung oras na?
Katabi: (tingin sa kabilang katabi) anung oras na?
Kabilang katabi: (tingin sa relo) 3:45. (tingin sa katabi)haayy. buti may relo siya!
Katabi: (tingin kay Me) 3:45.
Me: (tingin kay Prof) 3:45
pagdating sa klaseng yan. makikita mo ang teamwork. ganung kami kagaling! hahaha...at hindi lang isang beses naulit ang eksenang yan. pero hindi naman lumagpas sa dalawa.
good mood si prof di lamang dahil sa pangyayaring yan. kumanta pa siya--i mean, nag-hum ng tunes ng classical songs, popular songs, spanish songs, march songs, etcetera. ay pati pala dance song.
at nung mapag-usapan ang dance song, bigla siyang nagtanong kung sino daw marunong mag-tango. e walang nag-presinta. aba, kinuha ang kamay ko at ipinakita ang basic movements ng hands at head sa klas nang kami'y nakaupo. at di diyan natatapos ang good mood ni prof. next meeting daw, ung reporters ay sasayaw ng tango. at si naka-yellow-shoes-from-the-last-meeting girl ay sasayaw ng disco. oha!
at sinabi niya sa mga susunod na reporters na they should see him after class. then, nag-check na siya ng attendance. at pinindot ang "OFF BUTTON" ko---na naging human electricfan sa araw na iyon.
bow.
PS: fully airconditioned ang aming room ! hahaha :))
----------------------------------------->>>end.
Since that day, he's always been in a good mood which means, he always sits beside me and make me do paypay to him.
The reporters report...
When he likes how it was executed---he shares a LOT of his stories regarding the report.
When he doesn't like the execution----he asks the reporters to sit down (again, in a horrifying pitch) and discuss it himself.
FYI, he seldom LIKES a certain report. So anyone who wasn't asked to sat while reporting IS VERY VERY THANKFUL. Like blogging-how-he/she-finished-reporting-without-being-ordered-to-sit-down thankful.
And he stopped saying the I-always-hear-it-from-him phrase.
"This is a hopeless class." He says that everytime he hears a single mispronounced word. After correcting the mistake, he'll say, "MGA ATENISTA LANG ANG NAGSASABI NIYAN."
SOME OF OUR USUAL MISPRONOUNCED WORDS:
RADIO--should be long O
CHARACTERISTICS--the accent is in the first syllable
BROADCAST--there is no such thing as BROADCASTED.
EQUIPMENT--there is no such thing as EQUIPMENTS
YOUTUBE, DUE, NEW,--waa! he's very particular.
IMAGE, ...blah...blah...blah
And so much more that I wasn't able to write because I ALWAYS MAKE PAYPAY TO HIM! hahaha.
These are some other quotes from him:
1. Avecilla a day, keeps the Atenians away. (he REALLY HATES 'em)
2. There are only TWO universities in the Philippines. UP-DILIMAN.... and OTHERS.
3. There're only THREE colleges in the University of the Philippines: COLLEGE OF LAW, COLLEGE OF MASS COMMUNICATION.... and OTHERS.
4. There're only TWO departments in the College of Mass Communication: BROADCAST COMMUNICATION Department... and OTHERS.
NOW, talk about DISCRIMINATION??
HE also hates NIGGERS-and that includes OBAMA. Once, he even said that Obama is STUPID! Hahaha.
Oh well, I better end this or else this will be endless. That's just an introduction about the most terror of terror profs in UPD!
And BTW, my HAND STILL ACHES! AWTZ!