Just a thought
The other day a friend of mine told me that she found out she had herpes from having sex with her boyfriend.
Now. That got me thinking about the origins of STD's. And I found it. MEN!
Allow me to explain myself.
From the dawn of time, men have been overly sexual creatures. A study concluded that men think about sex every 3.5 seconds during the day. Because they think about sex so much, they obviously want it more. Which means they go to extreme measures to relieve themselves of that desire.
I've known men who will drive across 3 states to have sex. I've known men who have paid for plane tickets, prostitutes, the SPICE channel, all in an effort to get a nut.
And what did men do before all of these technological ammenities? They used animals.
Goats, sheep, cattle. You name it, men have fucked it. Unless its a horse or a dog, women simply cannot have sex with animals. Men on the other hand, can and WILL stick it anywhere, anytime.
They have proven that Syphillis, came from sheep. Chlamydia, which up until the other day, I thought was just a disease localized to human beings, can be found in pandas, and koalas, and chimps. Yes koalas. In the zoo, before they can even get the Koalas to mate, they must test them for Chlamydia. I saw this with my own eyes on Animal Planet.
Another disease, the HIV. Yea they say that it was found in monkeys in Africa, but do you know that the HIV virus is found in cats also? So are we saying that cats and monkeys are having sex with each other? No. I'm saying that the same man that fucked the monkey, fucked the cat.
Human beings cannot breed disease. 99% of all diseases are introduced into the human body by an outsource. Especially STD's. An STD is not a cancer, that comes about by a DNA mutation. STD's are transmitted...by men.
In Conclusion:
Men had sex with animals. Men probably still have sex with animals. Animals carry disease. Men bring said disease into the human population. Men should be put in cages, and only made to come out for purposes of procreation. And even then. Please make the deposit into the cup, and keep it movin. Thank You.
Now. That got me thinking about the origins of STD's. And I found it. MEN!
Allow me to explain myself.
From the dawn of time, men have been overly sexual creatures. A study concluded that men think about sex every 3.5 seconds during the day. Because they think about sex so much, they obviously want it more. Which means they go to extreme measures to relieve themselves of that desire.
I've known men who will drive across 3 states to have sex. I've known men who have paid for plane tickets, prostitutes, the SPICE channel, all in an effort to get a nut.
And what did men do before all of these technological ammenities? They used animals.
Goats, sheep, cattle. You name it, men have fucked it. Unless its a horse or a dog, women simply cannot have sex with animals. Men on the other hand, can and WILL stick it anywhere, anytime.
They have proven that Syphillis, came from sheep. Chlamydia, which up until the other day, I thought was just a disease localized to human beings, can be found in pandas, and koalas, and chimps. Yes koalas. In the zoo, before they can even get the Koalas to mate, they must test them for Chlamydia. I saw this with my own eyes on Animal Planet.
Another disease, the HIV. Yea they say that it was found in monkeys in Africa, but do you know that the HIV virus is found in cats also? So are we saying that cats and monkeys are having sex with each other? No. I'm saying that the same man that fucked the monkey, fucked the cat.
Human beings cannot breed disease. 99% of all diseases are introduced into the human body by an outsource. Especially STD's. An STD is not a cancer, that comes about by a DNA mutation. STD's are transmitted...by men.
In Conclusion:
Men had sex with animals. Men probably still have sex with animals. Animals carry disease. Men bring said disease into the human population. Men should be put in cages, and only made to come out for purposes of procreation. And even then. Please make the deposit into the cup, and keep it movin. Thank You.