Gag Gift [drabble]
Title: Gag Gift
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: SS/HP
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Summary: Harry should know better than to joke with Severus.
A/N: Written for the prompt 'Holiday Wish' over @ snarry100
“There you are,” Severus said upon entering the sitting room. “I have something for you.”
Harry glanced up from the Sunday word cross. His eyes were immediately drawn to the package Severus held in front of a rather southern part of his body.
“Severus, tell me you didn’t…” Harry struggled not to laugh.
“Didn’t what, my dear?” he asked with false ignorance.
Tell me that isn’t your dick in a box. But Harry couldn’t bring himself to say it out loud. He’d been kidding when Severus had asked what he wanted for Christmas.
“Well, aren’t you going to open it?”
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: SS/HP
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Summary: Harry should know better than to joke with Severus.
A/N: Written for the prompt 'Holiday Wish' over @ snarry100
“There you are,” Severus said upon entering the sitting room. “I have something for you.”
Harry glanced up from the Sunday word cross. His eyes were immediately drawn to the package Severus held in front of a rather southern part of his body.
“Severus, tell me you didn’t…” Harry struggled not to laugh.
“Didn’t what, my dear?” he asked with false ignorance.
Tell me that isn’t your dick in a box. But Harry couldn’t bring himself to say it out loud. He’d been kidding when Severus had asked what he wanted for Christmas.
“Well, aren’t you going to open it?”