funny stuff
you can read this if your bored..its just random funny conversations ive had with people most of them are old..
GFIx: but that definately blows that u stopped and she got caught and ratted you out thats so gay
OrdinaryFool67: i know!!!!!!!
xGFIx: thats low man, lol :-P
OrdinaryFool67: and i stopped!!!
OrdinaryFool67: ahah
OrdinaryFool67: yah it is man
xGFIx: you suck
xGFIx: i wouldve been like YANNO WHAT?!!
OrdinaryFool67: ahha
xGFIx: i dunno i suck at bitching ppl out...so i just call them stupid or meanieheads and they laugh at me
xGFIx: its hard 4 me to be mean lol
OrdinaryFool67: ahhaha
OrdinaryFool67: well...your dumb
Jessie Is Insane: anyways, what's up?
SpecialE221: just got home from the barn
SpecialE221: n im goin shopping soon
Jessie Is Insane: lucky ho
Jessie Is Insane: i haven't gone shopping in everrrr
Jessie Is Insane: and i'm about to go bananas
SpecialE221: didnt u go shopping like last weekend
SpecialE221: lol
kerlpunkcory2233: yeah i kinda think jace is the only one that going to get some from you
SpecialE221: why do you say that?
kerlpunkcory2233: jace is a sexy mother fucker
OrdinaryFool67: what do u do?
xGFIx: i clean out tackrooms and take care of the horses that no one likes
xGFIx: haha
OrdinaryFool67: awww i feel sorry fro the horses no one likes!
OrdinaryFool67: somtimes i feel like a horse that no one likes
OrdinaryFool67: :'(
xGFIx: :-(
xGFIx: i like you olivia!
OrdinaryFool67: hahah
OrdinaryFool67: yayyyyy
OrdinaryFool67: sarah likes me!!!!
xGFIx: yeah!
OrdinaryFool67: haha i was just aboutt o say a line that would be really good if i was a unwanted guy but oh well
xGFIx: say it anywyas hehe
OrdinaryFool67: it was somtimes i feel like a horse that so one likes becasue the only one that will ride me is sarah!
OrdinaryFool67: ahhahahah
OrdinaryFool67: but i cant say that cause im a girl
Dolphon Star: when you said that it sounded like a herbal essence commercial
SpecialE221: omg...dj im in weight training *cries*
EiGhTBaLL582: hahahahahahaha!
SpecialE221: why are you laughing! this is a disaster!
EiGhTBaLL582: thats why
SpecialE221: haha
incuBaBy21: HAHAHAHAHAHA
incuBaBy21: u in weight training is like me being tall
incuBaBy21: NOT POSSIBLE
SpecialE221: HAHA!
SpecialE221: you swapped on me!
SpecialE221: you sly dog
SICK Butchers7: u didnt even notice
SICK Butchers7: typical for a 24 bowler
Distort Contort: whats on
ICoOkEmNsTr: rich girls
Distort Contort: are they naked>?
ICoOkEmNsTr: no lol
Distort Contort: turn it off
ICoOkEmNsTr: Good 'ol Ben & Jerry.
Jessie Is Insane: too bad they're not hot
Jessie Is Insane: GOD look, you're even puncuating every sentence perfectly!!
Jessie Is Insane: PUT ON SOME BRITNEY
Jessie Is Insane: cheer up!
philldog87: WHAT THE HELL
philldog87: its 1?
SpecialE221: yes
philldog87: i thought it was like 6
SpecialE221: lmao
philldog87: so if i didnt instant message you
philldog87: would you have asked me to go to the movies still?
SpecialE221: ofcourse!
SpecialE221: wait i IMed you lol
SpecialE221: o no i didnt
SpecialE221: but i was gonna anyways
philldog87: you know i really wonder sometimes
philldog87: i was gonna come over a few days ago
philldog87: but you were over
SpecialE221: so?
SpecialE221: lol
SpecialE221: i dont bite phill
philldog87: i thought you wanted to have like girl time or somehting?
philldog87: i dont know
SpecialE221: haha
philldog87: dont girls do that
SpecialE221: *shrugs* maybe
philldog87: they go i want some ME TIME ITS A GIRL THING
philldog87: i will wronk you up
philldog87: whoa
philldog87: that sounds wrong
SpecialE221: yea haha
philldog87: ive decided
SpecialE221: ..?
philldog87: im going to go to art school in boston
philldog87: just to be with you
SpecialE221: hmmm well im not an artist and im not in boston...
philldog87: not yet
philldog87: DUN NAN NA
philldog87 (7:48 PM): WOW
Jessie Is Insane (7:48 PM): wowzers
philldog87 (7:48 PM): wowzored
philldog87 (7:48 PM): wowzorxed
philldog87 (7:48 PM): roxered
Jessie Is Insane (7:49 PM): BOXERS!!
philldog87 (7:49 PM): are
Jessie Is Insane (7:49 PM): fun to play in
philldog87 (7:49 PM): not to eat
^^the kids weird lol
Jessie Is Insane: SARAH! YOU FRICKIN RETARD!!!!
kerlpunkcory2233: welcome to big girl world sarah
xGFIx: i can walk in highheels AND i can walk in high heels in a short skirt
OrdinaryFool67: u should be a stripper lol
OrdinaryFool67: woowowowowowwooooooo
OrdinaryFool67: haha
OrdinaryFool67: you should!
EiGhTBaLL582: thats possibly the most random thing ive ever heard in my life
ICoOkEmNsTr: *smacks head* bad sarah
BtKSnip3r: *grabs hand* you need those braincells
xGFIx: *smacks head*
BtKSnip3r: *grabs hand* once again keep ur HAND AWAY FROM UR HEAD killing braincells is a crime
"i love you like a fat kid love cake"
Jessie Is Insane: he had to go tell jace to help back him up . . . when i told him hes all like "well jace will fight, hes very muscular" *rolls eyes*
ICoOkEmNsTr: im actually gonna wear black tomm.
EiGhTBaLL582: thats very not-sarah of you
ICoOkEmNsTr: i got a new toothbrush, its green :-)
kerlpunkcory2233: no way thats so cool
kerlpunkcory2233: wow sarah!
lexrhymswithsex: u were really drunk last night huh
SpecialE221: nooo
prep up ur life: we should spoon
SpecialE221: im having issues with friends...and guys
BtkSnip3r: its ok i have issues with people in general
BtkSnip3r: im socially inept
SpecialE221: hahaha
SpecialE221: cool
prep up ur life: ya.they kids called my daniellie bellie
prep up ur life: :-\
SpecialE221: haha
SpecialE221: i dont think i weighed 86 pounds until like 6th grade
SpecialE221: i was like 4 feet tall
prep up ur life: ya well im polish
prep up ur life: we like meat
prep up ur life: like sausages
ICoOkEmNsTr: Jessie Is Insane: omg! clayton imed me! *falls over*
ICoOkEmNsTr: lol you made her day
Defiance473: thats what im here for
MeTaL pUnK6661: ur the best
ICoOkEmNsTr: i know :)
ScubaSteve64210: sarah drunk..this could be like a comedy *grabs some popcorn*
SpecialE221: you need to sign my guestbook
Defiance473: your guestbook?
SpecialE221: *nods*
Defiance473: wheres your guestbook?
Auto response from SICK Butchers7: EATING SpecialE221, you taste bad
SpecialE221: sign my guestbook!
FearOfTheDark88: Sure
FearOfTheDark88: i wnt you to tickle me tho
prep up ur life: it reminds me of a 12 year old ppl...trying to look at someones mom underwear
prep up ur life: it gives that feeling
prep up ur life: i went to the Harry Potter Party!!
SpecialE221: haha no way!!
prep up ur life: It was crazy!!!...the cools kids wouldnt talk to me......
prep up ur life: :-\
Jessie Is Insane: ugh
Jessie Is Insane: my computer just can't make up it's mind
SpecialE221: damnn uve viewed bryans profile roughly 450 times
EiGhTBaLL582: 'ya
SpecialE221: scaryy
SpecialE221: lol are you a stalker
EiGhTBaLL582: i got bored one day so i decided to just open and close it about 400 times
SpecialE221: o.O
SpecialE221: weirdo lol
SpecialE221: ima email him and check for youuuuu!
TheLuckyOne101: can u do that
SpecialE221: no lol
TheLuckyOne101: hahah
BtKSnip3r: :-D ya never know there actually might be one in my room
SpecialE221: hey hey hey we are NOT givin my horse anything that we find in your room
BtKSnip3r: lol!
Jessie Is Insane: the train of thought has left the station.
SpecialE221: yanno what my fav kinda shoes are
Jessie Is Insane: hm?
SpecialE221: gues
Jessie Is Insane: flip flops?
SpecialE221: nooo
SpecialE221: guess
SpecialE221: lol
Jessie Is Insane: uhh...o.O pumas?
SpecialE221: NO
Jessie Is Insane: ?!?
SpecialE221: GUESS...like the brand guess
Jessie Is Insane: OOOH
SpecialE221: hahaha!!!
Jessie Is Insane: tehe :-[
EiGhTBaLL582: my new speakers have built in sub-woofers
SpecialE221: *doesnt know what that is*
EiGhTBaLL582: the thing that makes it so u can feel the music
EiGhTBaLL582: do u know what bass is?
EiGhTBaLL582: and not the fish
EiGhTBaLL582: like involving music
SpecialE221: yes
SpecialE221: and im not an idiot
EiGhTBaLL582: no way!?
SpecialE221: :-( mean!
EiGhTBaLL582: i kid becuase i love :-D
ICoOkEmNsTr: cory i just grew 2 cup sizes!
kerlpunkcory2233: what
kerlpunkcory2233: thats great
kerlpunkcory2233: but how
ICoOkEmNsTr: they just grew!!
kerlpunkcory2233: wow thats cool
ICoOkEmNsTr: i know lol
kerlpunkcory2233: well im happy you have real boobs now
coolsims21: it's funny, the last 6 months I have been trying to convince myself that you arn't that great, that you are average, and not that worth being around
xGFIx: gee thanks simon
Defiance473: goofball...
ICoOkEmNsTr: yup
Defiance473: whats this shit?
ICoOkEmNsTr: your a goofball
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha
Defiance473: u starting something bitch?
ICoOkEmNsTr: what if i am?HUH? bring it on bitch
ICoOkEmNsTr: i can take you
Defiance473: oh its goin down
Defiance473: alright
Defiance473: ill fuck you up
ICoOkEmNsTr: oh no no
ICoOkEmNsTr: i will fuck YOU up
Defiance473: anyways
Defiance473: im gonna go drink
Defiance473: then sleep
Defiance473: bye
theres are all with jace..
JMTPennywiseFan1: so what are you saying
JMTPennywiseFan1: should we get naked and hang out more?
ICoOkEmNsTr: lol nice try but no
ICoOkEmNsTr: btu your a guy you look the same eitehr way
JMTPennywiseFan1: no i look way hotter wiht my make upon
JMTPennywiseFan1: if i say anything good about you, you accuse me of lying
JMTPennywiseFan1: and then i feel stupid and like an asshole
JMTPennywiseFan1: but if you heard that i called you something bad,which i never do,you believe it
JMTPennywiseFan1: its crazy
ICoOkEmNsTr: yeah
JMTPennywiseFan1: thats not fair
ICoOkEmNsTr: im crazy
JMTPennywiseFan1: i finally reached my goal
JMTPennywiseFan1: 1000 views
ICoOkEmNsTr: Holy shit.
ICoOkEmNsTr: Wow, Jace....you are really really really...special.
JMTPennywiseFan1: oh im damn proud
JMTPennywiseFan1: my fingers are fucking buff now
JMTPennywiseFan1: from all that clicking
JMTPennywiseFan1: i am crying
xGFIx: there ya go..let it out
lexrhymswithsex: three way kisses suc
JMTPennywiseFan1: thats crazy talk
Kbchick000: haahah!omg haha you guys would have like sex 283728372378 times a day
JMTPennywiseFan1: girls can always score...guys have to try
JMTPennywiseFan1: well sarah, penis, i am not penis on penis but you may be penis. you see, penis.
SpecialE221: haha i just noticed im listenign to the backstreet boys and singing along
JMTPennywiseFan1: you loser
SpecialE221: :-[
JMTPennywiseFan1: but id tell him we fucked 40 times just to piss him off
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha, evil
ICoOkEmNsTr: ugggh *kicks over trashcan*
ICoOkEmNsTr: and then my other problem with boys is...
ICoOkEmNsTr: i want a boyfriend but i dont know who!?!?!? and none of the nominees would even work!!
ICoOkEmNsTr: *picks up trashcan and kicks it over again*
JMTPennywiseFan1: hahaha
ICoOkEmNsTr: i love you!
JMTPennywiseFan1: i love you too!!
JMTPennywiseFan1: my mom just told my dad to fuck himself
ICoOkEmNsTr: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ICoOkEmNsTr: why
JMTPennywiseFan1: and then my dad told my mom to fuck herself
JMTPennywiseFan1: so i told them both to shut the fuck up
ICoOkEmNsTr: lol what was all this for?!
JMTPennywiseFan1: cuz i didnt hang up my clothes
JMTPennywiseFan1: well then she just started trying to act like that faggot Dr. phil
JMTPennywiseFan1: so you have a thing for jawlines?
JMTPennywiseFan1: ill have to look into that
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha i guess so cus it drives me insane
JMTPennywiseFan1: ill start working out my chin too
JMTPennywiseFan1: ill hook weights to my teeth and chew gum
JMTPennywiseFan1: ive viewed your profile 1291 times
ICoOkEmNsTr: lol psycho
JMTPennywiseFan1: yea i wonder what people think when they see that
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha they think your crazy
JMTPennywiseFan1: now imlistening to elvis presley
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha
ICoOkEmNsTr: i was about to say that i can predict almost everything that you say, but i def. didn't predict that one
ICoOkEmNsTr: No...I was just like "HEY YOU! GIVE ME ALL YOUR CANDY!!!" and he was like "ooooh oooookaaaayyy.....doooon't hiiiit meeee...*hands over candy and runs
away*"
JMTPennywiseFan1: that is fucking awesome
JMTPennywiseFan1: im proud of you sarah
JMTPennywiseFan1: threatening little kids for their candy
ICoOkEmNsTr: I'm a bully.
JMTPennywiseFan1: your a rebel!
ICoOkEmNsTr: Haha, a fat kid got bullied by Alice in Wonderland...
ICoOkEmNsTr: Jesus.
ICoOkEmNsTr: Seriously, Jace, do you have a life other than viewing my profile?
JMTPennywiseFan1: honestly sarah
JMTPennywiseFan1: no
JMTPennywiseFan1: mypride and joy comes from looking at your profile
JMTPennywiseFan1: well it is quite na honor though to get one of our conversations in there
JMTPennywiseFan1: an*
ICoOkEmNsTr: LOL
JMTPennywiseFan1: i feel cool when i make it into the funny stuff sections and especially cool when im on the first page
ICoOkEmNsTr: Well, how can I make you feel extremely cool.
JMTPennywiseFan1: well if the whole profile was dedicated to me
JMTPennywiseFan1: but then it wouldnt really be your profile anymore
ICoOkEmNsTr: Lol, no not really.
JMTPennywiseFan1: yea
ICoOkEmNsTr: I could have a page dedicated to you...
JMTPennywiseFan1: that is true
JMTPennywiseFan1: i think a page would make me feel extremly cool
ICoOkEmNsTr: Mmk, so I have caused a lot of motive for you to work out.
JMTPennywiseFan1: especially new places like my fingers and my jaw
ICoOkEmNsTr: This may be a little overboard?
JMTPennywiseFan1: i think not
ICoOkEmNsTr: Well what would be overboard?
JMTPennywiseFan1: if i started working out my eyelids
ICoOkEmNsTr: Can you even do that?
JMTPennywiseFan1: i could try, and thats what would sedn it overboard
ICoOkEmNsTr: Ohh.
JMTPennywiseFan1: but your not into well sculpted eyelids right?
JMTPennywiseFan1: or are you?
JMTPennywiseFan1: uh oh
ICoOkEmNsTr: Haha, no I can't say that I am...
JMTPennywiseFan1: oh well thats good
JMTPennywiseFan1: phew
JMTPennywiseFan1: i was worried for a minute
JMTPennywiseFan1: i'd have to put pieces of tape on my eyelids and tape them to the ground and then try to open my eyes
JMTPennywiseFan1: then i could flex my eyelids
ICoOkEmNsTr: I've never seen anyone take 20 minutes to eat a muffin before.
JMTPennywiseFan1: i cherished every bite
ICoOkEmNsTr: Haha, loser.
JMTPennywiseFan1: ouch sarah
JMTPennywiseFan1: ouch
JMTPennywiseFan1: chocolatemuffins from costco are damn good
ICoOkEmNsTr: Haha I know, I was kidding *big hug*
JMTPennywiseFan1: ohh how nice
ICoOkEmNsTr: :-)
ICoOkEmNsTr: LOSER!! BIG FAT LOSER!!
JMTPennywiseFan1: uncalled for sarah
ICoOkEmNsTr: ahhh
ICoOkEmNsTr: hold me back or im gonna slap her in the face!
JMTPennywiseFan1: jesus what a whore
JMTPennywiseFan1: im gonna go ahead and let you slap her
ICoOkEmNsTr: hahaha
JMTPennywiseFan1: i hate my computer so much
ICoOkEmNsTr: why
JMTPennywiseFan1: the pop up ads never cease to amaze me
JMTPennywiseFan1: the new ones beep as loud as fuck
JMTPennywiseFan1: and dont stop
JMTPennywiseFan1: and they goo BEEPP BOONGG BOPP BEEP
JMTPennywiseFan1: and so then i cant listen to music
JMTPennywiseFan1: and i cant lcose them
ICoOkEmNsTr: that sucks
JMTPennywiseFan1: close*
JMTPennywiseFan1: if i hit ctrl alt del my comnputer freezes
ICoOkEmNsTr: thagt sucks
JMTPennywiseFan1: yea it does
ICoOkEmNsTr: emily told me you cried in like 5th grade cus you got a c on something
JMTPennywiseFan1: besides, there was preobably just sopmething stuck in my eye
ICoOkEmNsTr: and you like attacked the teacher
ICoOkEmNsTr: hahaha
JMTPennywiseFan1: THAT WAS 3RD GRADE!!!
JMTPennywiseFan1: your a graceful faller
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha
ICoOkEmNsTr: how am i a graceful faller
JMTPennywiseFan1: cuz you dont stumble
JMTPennywiseFan1: you just fall
JMTPennywiseFan1: i wouldnt blame you, jack sparrow is the shit
ICoOkEmNsTr: hes johnny depp, who wouldnt fuck him
JMTPennywiseFan1: i cant think of anybody
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha
ICoOkEmNsTr: would you
JMTPennywiseFan1: haha
JMTPennywiseFan1: umm
JMTPennywiseFan1: if i didnt have a penis
JMTPennywiseFan1: ;-)
ICoOkEmNsTr: no i dont think so
ICoOkEmNsTr: i think if you had the chance to
ICoOkEmNsTr: youd fuck him
JMTPennywiseFan1: hahaha
JMTPennywiseFan1: this better not go in your profile
kelsey rocks!!
kissing is cute: oww i just sneezed and hit my head on my desk
Kbchick000: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kbchick000: sarah... there are two kinds of people in this earth that do things like that: retarded monkeys and you
Kbchick000: hahaha ya. then like all the guys on ur buddy list will IM you and be like "OMG SARAH WILL YOU PLEASE **** *** MY *****?!?!?!?!
me: hey that coulda happened to anyone
kelsey: haha. no. only "special" people
HAHAHA
haha wow...
GFIx: but that definately blows that u stopped and she got caught and ratted you out thats so gay
OrdinaryFool67: i know!!!!!!!
xGFIx: thats low man, lol :-P
OrdinaryFool67: and i stopped!!!
OrdinaryFool67: ahah
OrdinaryFool67: yah it is man
xGFIx: you suck
xGFIx: i wouldve been like YANNO WHAT?!!
OrdinaryFool67: ahha
xGFIx: i dunno i suck at bitching ppl out...so i just call them stupid or meanieheads and they laugh at me
xGFIx: its hard 4 me to be mean lol
OrdinaryFool67: ahhaha
OrdinaryFool67: well...your dumb
Jessie Is Insane: anyways, what's up?
SpecialE221: just got home from the barn
SpecialE221: n im goin shopping soon
Jessie Is Insane: lucky ho
Jessie Is Insane: i haven't gone shopping in everrrr
Jessie Is Insane: and i'm about to go bananas
SpecialE221: didnt u go shopping like last weekend
SpecialE221: lol
kerlpunkcory2233: yeah i kinda think jace is the only one that going to get some from you
SpecialE221: why do you say that?
kerlpunkcory2233: jace is a sexy mother fucker
OrdinaryFool67: what do u do?
xGFIx: i clean out tackrooms and take care of the horses that no one likes
xGFIx: haha
OrdinaryFool67: awww i feel sorry fro the horses no one likes!
OrdinaryFool67: somtimes i feel like a horse that no one likes
OrdinaryFool67: :'(
xGFIx: :-(
xGFIx: i like you olivia!
OrdinaryFool67: hahah
OrdinaryFool67: yayyyyy
OrdinaryFool67: sarah likes me!!!!
xGFIx: yeah!
OrdinaryFool67: haha i was just aboutt o say a line that would be really good if i was a unwanted guy but oh well
xGFIx: say it anywyas hehe
OrdinaryFool67: it was somtimes i feel like a horse that so one likes becasue the only one that will ride me is sarah!
OrdinaryFool67: ahhahahah
OrdinaryFool67: but i cant say that cause im a girl
Dolphon Star: when you said that it sounded like a herbal essence commercial
SpecialE221: omg...dj im in weight training *cries*
EiGhTBaLL582: hahahahahahaha!
SpecialE221: why are you laughing! this is a disaster!
EiGhTBaLL582: thats why
SpecialE221: haha
incuBaBy21: HAHAHAHAHAHA
incuBaBy21: u in weight training is like me being tall
incuBaBy21: NOT POSSIBLE
SpecialE221: HAHA!
SpecialE221: you swapped on me!
SpecialE221: you sly dog
SICK Butchers7: u didnt even notice
SICK Butchers7: typical for a 24 bowler
Distort Contort: whats on
ICoOkEmNsTr: rich girls
Distort Contort: are they naked>?
ICoOkEmNsTr: no lol
Distort Contort: turn it off
ICoOkEmNsTr: Good 'ol Ben & Jerry.
Jessie Is Insane: too bad they're not hot
Jessie Is Insane: GOD look, you're even puncuating every sentence perfectly!!
Jessie Is Insane: PUT ON SOME BRITNEY
Jessie Is Insane: cheer up!
philldog87: WHAT THE HELL
philldog87: its 1?
SpecialE221: yes
philldog87: i thought it was like 6
SpecialE221: lmao
philldog87: so if i didnt instant message you
philldog87: would you have asked me to go to the movies still?
SpecialE221: ofcourse!
SpecialE221: wait i IMed you lol
SpecialE221: o no i didnt
SpecialE221: but i was gonna anyways
philldog87: you know i really wonder sometimes
philldog87: i was gonna come over a few days ago
philldog87: but you were over
SpecialE221: so?
SpecialE221: lol
SpecialE221: i dont bite phill
philldog87: i thought you wanted to have like girl time or somehting?
philldog87: i dont know
SpecialE221: haha
philldog87: dont girls do that
SpecialE221: *shrugs* maybe
philldog87: they go i want some ME TIME ITS A GIRL THING
philldog87: i will wronk you up
philldog87: whoa
philldog87: that sounds wrong
SpecialE221: yea haha
philldog87: ive decided
SpecialE221: ..?
philldog87: im going to go to art school in boston
philldog87: just to be with you
SpecialE221: hmmm well im not an artist and im not in boston...
philldog87: not yet
philldog87: DUN NAN NA
philldog87 (7:48 PM): WOW
Jessie Is Insane (7:48 PM): wowzers
philldog87 (7:48 PM): wowzored
philldog87 (7:48 PM): wowzorxed
philldog87 (7:48 PM): roxered
Jessie Is Insane (7:49 PM): BOXERS!!
philldog87 (7:49 PM): are
Jessie Is Insane (7:49 PM): fun to play in
philldog87 (7:49 PM): not to eat
^^the kids weird lol
Jessie Is Insane: SARAH! YOU FRICKIN RETARD!!!!
kerlpunkcory2233: welcome to big girl world sarah
xGFIx: i can walk in highheels AND i can walk in high heels in a short skirt
OrdinaryFool67: u should be a stripper lol
OrdinaryFool67: woowowowowowwooooooo
OrdinaryFool67: haha
OrdinaryFool67: you should!
EiGhTBaLL582: thats possibly the most random thing ive ever heard in my life
ICoOkEmNsTr: *smacks head* bad sarah
BtKSnip3r: *grabs hand* you need those braincells
xGFIx: *smacks head*
BtKSnip3r: *grabs hand* once again keep ur HAND AWAY FROM UR HEAD killing braincells is a crime
"i love you like a fat kid love cake"
Jessie Is Insane: he had to go tell jace to help back him up . . . when i told him hes all like "well jace will fight, hes very muscular" *rolls eyes*
ICoOkEmNsTr: im actually gonna wear black tomm.
EiGhTBaLL582: thats very not-sarah of you
ICoOkEmNsTr: i got a new toothbrush, its green :-)
kerlpunkcory2233: no way thats so cool
kerlpunkcory2233: wow sarah!
lexrhymswithsex: u were really drunk last night huh
SpecialE221: nooo
prep up ur life: we should spoon
SpecialE221: im having issues with friends...and guys
BtkSnip3r: its ok i have issues with people in general
BtkSnip3r: im socially inept
SpecialE221: hahaha
SpecialE221: cool
prep up ur life: ya.they kids called my daniellie bellie
prep up ur life: :-\
SpecialE221: haha
SpecialE221: i dont think i weighed 86 pounds until like 6th grade
SpecialE221: i was like 4 feet tall
prep up ur life: ya well im polish
prep up ur life: we like meat
prep up ur life: like sausages
ICoOkEmNsTr: Jessie Is Insane: omg! clayton imed me! *falls over*
ICoOkEmNsTr: lol you made her day
Defiance473: thats what im here for
MeTaL pUnK6661: ur the best
ICoOkEmNsTr: i know :)
ScubaSteve64210: sarah drunk..this could be like a comedy *grabs some popcorn*
SpecialE221: you need to sign my guestbook
Defiance473: your guestbook?
SpecialE221: *nods*
Defiance473: wheres your guestbook?
Auto response from SICK Butchers7: EATING SpecialE221, you taste bad
SpecialE221: sign my guestbook!
FearOfTheDark88: Sure
FearOfTheDark88: i wnt you to tickle me tho
prep up ur life: it reminds me of a 12 year old ppl...trying to look at someones mom underwear
prep up ur life: it gives that feeling
prep up ur life: i went to the Harry Potter Party!!
SpecialE221: haha no way!!
prep up ur life: It was crazy!!!...the cools kids wouldnt talk to me......
prep up ur life: :-\
Jessie Is Insane: ugh
Jessie Is Insane: my computer just can't make up it's mind
SpecialE221: damnn uve viewed bryans profile roughly 450 times
EiGhTBaLL582: 'ya
SpecialE221: scaryy
SpecialE221: lol are you a stalker
EiGhTBaLL582: i got bored one day so i decided to just open and close it about 400 times
SpecialE221: o.O
SpecialE221: weirdo lol
SpecialE221: ima email him and check for youuuuu!
TheLuckyOne101: can u do that
SpecialE221: no lol
TheLuckyOne101: hahah
BtKSnip3r: :-D ya never know there actually might be one in my room
SpecialE221: hey hey hey we are NOT givin my horse anything that we find in your room
BtKSnip3r: lol!
Jessie Is Insane: the train of thought has left the station.
SpecialE221: yanno what my fav kinda shoes are
Jessie Is Insane: hm?
SpecialE221: gues
Jessie Is Insane: flip flops?
SpecialE221: nooo
SpecialE221: guess
SpecialE221: lol
Jessie Is Insane: uhh...o.O pumas?
SpecialE221: NO
Jessie Is Insane: ?!?
SpecialE221: GUESS...like the brand guess
Jessie Is Insane: OOOH
SpecialE221: hahaha!!!
Jessie Is Insane: tehe :-[
EiGhTBaLL582: my new speakers have built in sub-woofers
SpecialE221: *doesnt know what that is*
EiGhTBaLL582: the thing that makes it so u can feel the music
EiGhTBaLL582: do u know what bass is?
EiGhTBaLL582: and not the fish
EiGhTBaLL582: like involving music
SpecialE221: yes
SpecialE221: and im not an idiot
EiGhTBaLL582: no way!?
SpecialE221: :-( mean!
EiGhTBaLL582: i kid becuase i love :-D
ICoOkEmNsTr: cory i just grew 2 cup sizes!
kerlpunkcory2233: what
kerlpunkcory2233: thats great
kerlpunkcory2233: but how
ICoOkEmNsTr: they just grew!!
kerlpunkcory2233: wow thats cool
ICoOkEmNsTr: i know lol
kerlpunkcory2233: well im happy you have real boobs now
coolsims21: it's funny, the last 6 months I have been trying to convince myself that you arn't that great, that you are average, and not that worth being around
xGFIx: gee thanks simon
Defiance473: goofball...
ICoOkEmNsTr: yup
Defiance473: whats this shit?
ICoOkEmNsTr: your a goofball
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha
Defiance473: u starting something bitch?
ICoOkEmNsTr: what if i am?HUH? bring it on bitch
ICoOkEmNsTr: i can take you
Defiance473: oh its goin down
Defiance473: alright
Defiance473: ill fuck you up
ICoOkEmNsTr: oh no no
ICoOkEmNsTr: i will fuck YOU up
Defiance473: anyways
Defiance473: im gonna go drink
Defiance473: then sleep
Defiance473: bye
theres are all with jace..
JMTPennywiseFan1: so what are you saying
JMTPennywiseFan1: should we get naked and hang out more?
ICoOkEmNsTr: lol nice try but no
ICoOkEmNsTr: btu your a guy you look the same eitehr way
JMTPennywiseFan1: no i look way hotter wiht my make upon
JMTPennywiseFan1: if i say anything good about you, you accuse me of lying
JMTPennywiseFan1: and then i feel stupid and like an asshole
JMTPennywiseFan1: but if you heard that i called you something bad,which i never do,you believe it
JMTPennywiseFan1: its crazy
ICoOkEmNsTr: yeah
JMTPennywiseFan1: thats not fair
ICoOkEmNsTr: im crazy
JMTPennywiseFan1: i finally reached my goal
JMTPennywiseFan1: 1000 views
ICoOkEmNsTr: Holy shit.
ICoOkEmNsTr: Wow, Jace....you are really really really...special.
JMTPennywiseFan1: oh im damn proud
JMTPennywiseFan1: my fingers are fucking buff now
JMTPennywiseFan1: from all that clicking
JMTPennywiseFan1: i am crying
xGFIx: there ya go..let it out
lexrhymswithsex: three way kisses suc
JMTPennywiseFan1: thats crazy talk
Kbchick000: haahah!omg haha you guys would have like sex 283728372378 times a day
JMTPennywiseFan1: girls can always score...guys have to try
JMTPennywiseFan1: well sarah, penis, i am not penis on penis but you may be penis. you see, penis.
SpecialE221: haha i just noticed im listenign to the backstreet boys and singing along
JMTPennywiseFan1: you loser
SpecialE221: :-[
JMTPennywiseFan1: but id tell him we fucked 40 times just to piss him off
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha, evil
ICoOkEmNsTr: ugggh *kicks over trashcan*
ICoOkEmNsTr: and then my other problem with boys is...
ICoOkEmNsTr: i want a boyfriend but i dont know who!?!?!? and none of the nominees would even work!!
ICoOkEmNsTr: *picks up trashcan and kicks it over again*
JMTPennywiseFan1: hahaha
ICoOkEmNsTr: i love you!
JMTPennywiseFan1: i love you too!!
JMTPennywiseFan1: my mom just told my dad to fuck himself
ICoOkEmNsTr: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ICoOkEmNsTr: why
JMTPennywiseFan1: and then my dad told my mom to fuck herself
JMTPennywiseFan1: so i told them both to shut the fuck up
ICoOkEmNsTr: lol what was all this for?!
JMTPennywiseFan1: cuz i didnt hang up my clothes
JMTPennywiseFan1: well then she just started trying to act like that faggot Dr. phil
JMTPennywiseFan1: so you have a thing for jawlines?
JMTPennywiseFan1: ill have to look into that
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha i guess so cus it drives me insane
JMTPennywiseFan1: ill start working out my chin too
JMTPennywiseFan1: ill hook weights to my teeth and chew gum
JMTPennywiseFan1: ive viewed your profile 1291 times
ICoOkEmNsTr: lol psycho
JMTPennywiseFan1: yea i wonder what people think when they see that
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha they think your crazy
JMTPennywiseFan1: now imlistening to elvis presley
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha
ICoOkEmNsTr: i was about to say that i can predict almost everything that you say, but i def. didn't predict that one
ICoOkEmNsTr: No...I was just like "HEY YOU! GIVE ME ALL YOUR CANDY!!!" and he was like "ooooh oooookaaaayyy.....doooon't hiiiit meeee...*hands over candy and runs
away*"
JMTPennywiseFan1: that is fucking awesome
JMTPennywiseFan1: im proud of you sarah
JMTPennywiseFan1: threatening little kids for their candy
ICoOkEmNsTr: I'm a bully.
JMTPennywiseFan1: your a rebel!
ICoOkEmNsTr: Haha, a fat kid got bullied by Alice in Wonderland...
ICoOkEmNsTr: Jesus.
ICoOkEmNsTr: Seriously, Jace, do you have a life other than viewing my profile?
JMTPennywiseFan1: honestly sarah
JMTPennywiseFan1: no
JMTPennywiseFan1: mypride and joy comes from looking at your profile
JMTPennywiseFan1: well it is quite na honor though to get one of our conversations in there
JMTPennywiseFan1: an*
ICoOkEmNsTr: LOL
JMTPennywiseFan1: i feel cool when i make it into the funny stuff sections and especially cool when im on the first page
ICoOkEmNsTr: Well, how can I make you feel extremely cool.
JMTPennywiseFan1: well if the whole profile was dedicated to me
JMTPennywiseFan1: but then it wouldnt really be your profile anymore
ICoOkEmNsTr: Lol, no not really.
JMTPennywiseFan1: yea
ICoOkEmNsTr: I could have a page dedicated to you...
JMTPennywiseFan1: that is true
JMTPennywiseFan1: i think a page would make me feel extremly cool
ICoOkEmNsTr: Mmk, so I have caused a lot of motive for you to work out.
JMTPennywiseFan1: especially new places like my fingers and my jaw
ICoOkEmNsTr: This may be a little overboard?
JMTPennywiseFan1: i think not
ICoOkEmNsTr: Well what would be overboard?
JMTPennywiseFan1: if i started working out my eyelids
ICoOkEmNsTr: Can you even do that?
JMTPennywiseFan1: i could try, and thats what would sedn it overboard
ICoOkEmNsTr: Ohh.
JMTPennywiseFan1: but your not into well sculpted eyelids right?
JMTPennywiseFan1: or are you?
JMTPennywiseFan1: uh oh
ICoOkEmNsTr: Haha, no I can't say that I am...
JMTPennywiseFan1: oh well thats good
JMTPennywiseFan1: phew
JMTPennywiseFan1: i was worried for a minute
JMTPennywiseFan1: i'd have to put pieces of tape on my eyelids and tape them to the ground and then try to open my eyes
JMTPennywiseFan1: then i could flex my eyelids
ICoOkEmNsTr: I've never seen anyone take 20 minutes to eat a muffin before.
JMTPennywiseFan1: i cherished every bite
ICoOkEmNsTr: Haha, loser.
JMTPennywiseFan1: ouch sarah
JMTPennywiseFan1: ouch
JMTPennywiseFan1: chocolatemuffins from costco are damn good
ICoOkEmNsTr: Haha I know, I was kidding *big hug*
JMTPennywiseFan1: ohh how nice
ICoOkEmNsTr: :-)
ICoOkEmNsTr: LOSER!! BIG FAT LOSER!!
JMTPennywiseFan1: uncalled for sarah
ICoOkEmNsTr: ahhh
ICoOkEmNsTr: hold me back or im gonna slap her in the face!
JMTPennywiseFan1: jesus what a whore
JMTPennywiseFan1: im gonna go ahead and let you slap her
ICoOkEmNsTr: hahaha
JMTPennywiseFan1: i hate my computer so much
ICoOkEmNsTr: why
JMTPennywiseFan1: the pop up ads never cease to amaze me
JMTPennywiseFan1: the new ones beep as loud as fuck
JMTPennywiseFan1: and dont stop
JMTPennywiseFan1: and they goo BEEPP BOONGG BOPP BEEP
JMTPennywiseFan1: and so then i cant listen to music
JMTPennywiseFan1: and i cant lcose them
ICoOkEmNsTr: that sucks
JMTPennywiseFan1: close*
JMTPennywiseFan1: if i hit ctrl alt del my comnputer freezes
ICoOkEmNsTr: thagt sucks
JMTPennywiseFan1: yea it does
ICoOkEmNsTr: emily told me you cried in like 5th grade cus you got a c on something
JMTPennywiseFan1: besides, there was preobably just sopmething stuck in my eye
ICoOkEmNsTr: and you like attacked the teacher
ICoOkEmNsTr: hahaha
JMTPennywiseFan1: THAT WAS 3RD GRADE!!!
JMTPennywiseFan1: your a graceful faller
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha
ICoOkEmNsTr: how am i a graceful faller
JMTPennywiseFan1: cuz you dont stumble
JMTPennywiseFan1: you just fall
JMTPennywiseFan1: i wouldnt blame you, jack sparrow is the shit
ICoOkEmNsTr: hes johnny depp, who wouldnt fuck him
JMTPennywiseFan1: i cant think of anybody
ICoOkEmNsTr: haha
ICoOkEmNsTr: would you
JMTPennywiseFan1: haha
JMTPennywiseFan1: umm
JMTPennywiseFan1: if i didnt have a penis
JMTPennywiseFan1: ;-)
ICoOkEmNsTr: no i dont think so
ICoOkEmNsTr: i think if you had the chance to
ICoOkEmNsTr: youd fuck him
JMTPennywiseFan1: hahaha
JMTPennywiseFan1: this better not go in your profile
kelsey rocks!!
kissing is cute: oww i just sneezed and hit my head on my desk
Kbchick000: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kbchick000: sarah... there are two kinds of people in this earth that do things like that: retarded monkeys and you
Kbchick000: hahaha ya. then like all the guys on ur buddy list will IM you and be like "OMG SARAH WILL YOU PLEASE **** *** MY *****?!?!?!?!
me: hey that coulda happened to anyone
kelsey: haha. no. only "special" people
HAHAHA
haha wow...