BRENDINE & THE VARIOUS WAYS I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN HIM : A PHOTOJOURNALISTIC ESSAY
SO, A LONG ASS TIME AGO, I TOLD makesomelove THAT WHEN I STARTED MY NEW JAERB, I WOULD DO A BRENDON PICSPAM. I AM THREE WEEKS LATE. WHOOPS.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I LOVE MY NEW JAERB LIKE AN OBESE YOUNG CHILD ENJOYS PASTRIES. AND ALSO I STILL LOVE BRENDINE.
I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN HIM SO BAD, Y'ALL.
EVEN WHEN HE IS A MORON. IS THAT A MOUSTACHE? IDEK.
IL WHEN HIS EAR THINGY FALLS OUT BECAUSE HE'S ROCKING JUST. THAT. HARD.
FACE. JON WALKER AUTOGRAPH. FAAAAACE.
HIS MOUTH IS A GD WORK OF ART.
LOL HAT AND BONUS SUAVEZ!
OHHHHHHHH THE THINGS I WOULD PUT IN HIS MOUTH. SPOILER ALERT: MY DICK.
*_________________*
THIS ONE IS CALLED "SHUT UP YOU BEARDED SOB" BECAUSE SOMETIMES HIS PERFECTION MAKES ME IRRATIONALLY ANGRY.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
PRITTY LAK A LEETLE DEER
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE GOD IS TROLLING ME WITH THIS SHIT
AHAHAHA
UGH IL HIS TEEFS
THERE IS NO REASON ANYONE SHOULD EVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS MAN. AND YET, ME.
FACE.
THIS IS WHY I HAD BRENDINE AMNESIA, Y'ALL. HE LOOKED AT ME AND MY BRAIN SAID "NNNGNHGGNNGHGGNGHGHH"
TONGUE TOUCHER
BRENDINE, WHY WON'T YOU BE MY BRIDE? I'D BE SO GOOD TO YOU.
WTAF IS THAT BLOUSE?
*___________________*
I WANT TO EAT SOME DELICIOUS CANDY WITH HIM.
ILHSFM
LOOKIT THOSE PILLOWY LIPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*whimper*
HIS. FACE. IS. PERFECT.
IL WHEN HE PUTS THINGS IN HIS MOOOOOOOOUTH
REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS A RENT BOY????
ROCKSTARRRRRRRRRR
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HE IS SO PRETTY SOMETIMES I AM IN PHYSICAL PAIN
I CALL THIS ONE "SQUINCHY EYES SMILE TAMBOURINE HEAD"
IL HIS SUNGLASSES
IL HIS SWEATY PRINCESS HEAD
HE SWEATS A LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
HE IS THE PRETTIEST COWBOY
TONGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHAHAHAHA REMEMBER THE '06 VMAS???
GOD LOOKED DOWN UPON THE EARTH...
AND LO, THE HEAVENS PARTED, AND BRENDINE DID APPEAR
AND THEN MY OVARIES IMPLODED.
THIS IS THE PART IN THE PICTURE NAMING PROCESS WHERE I SORT OF LOST MY DAMN MIND.
BECAUSE, I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.
BOOZE IS HOT, Y'ALL.
THIS IS BRENDINE IN ORONO. THAT LITTLE ENVELOPE NEXT TO HIM IS FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE.
AHAHAHAHAHA FIVEHEAD ♥
I ALSO LOVE HIS LITTLE FEETS.
AND HIS FRENCHY PAJAMAS
GUITAR HERO WITH A PICK!
GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSES
HAHAHAHA HE IS SUCH AN IDIOT
HEARTS. HEARTS IN MY EYES.
IDEFK ANYMORE, YOU GUYS. I JUST. HE IS.
I EVEN LOVE HIS PREPUBESCENT CHEST ;_;
I JUST WANT TO TOUCH HIS HAIR ;_;
AND MAKE OUT WITH HIM NEGL
LET'S JUST ENJOY HIM FOR A MINUTE.
...BUTTCRACK!
HE'S SUCH A DOOFUS.
FLIP FLOPS IN THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN.
WHY ARE THERE NO GOOD BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN FICS?
FRECKLES!!!
REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS A GAY NUTCRACKER???
I SUPPORT HIM AND EVERYTHING HE CHOOSES TO BE.
EVEN IF IT'S THIS.
ESPECIALLY IF IT'S THIS.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I LOVE MY NEW JAERB LIKE AN OBESE YOUNG CHILD ENJOYS PASTRIES. AND ALSO I STILL LOVE BRENDINE.
I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN HIM SO BAD, Y'ALL.
EVEN WHEN HE IS A MORON. IS THAT A MOUSTACHE? IDEK.
IL WHEN HIS EAR THINGY FALLS OUT BECAUSE HE'S ROCKING JUST. THAT. HARD.
FACE. JON WALKER AUTOGRAPH. FAAAAACE.
HIS MOUTH IS A GD WORK OF ART.
LOL HAT AND BONUS SUAVEZ!
OHHHHHHHH THE THINGS I WOULD PUT IN HIS MOUTH. SPOILER ALERT: MY DICK.
*_________________*
THIS ONE IS CALLED "SHUT UP YOU BEARDED SOB" BECAUSE SOMETIMES HIS PERFECTION MAKES ME IRRATIONALLY ANGRY.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
PRITTY LAK A LEETLE DEER
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE GOD IS TROLLING ME WITH THIS SHIT
AHAHAHA
UGH IL HIS TEEFS
THERE IS NO REASON ANYONE SHOULD EVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS MAN. AND YET, ME.
FACE.
THIS IS WHY I HAD BRENDINE AMNESIA, Y'ALL. HE LOOKED AT ME AND MY BRAIN SAID "NNNGNHGGNNGHGGNGHGHH"
TONGUE TOUCHER
BRENDINE, WHY WON'T YOU BE MY BRIDE? I'D BE SO GOOD TO YOU.
WTAF IS THAT BLOUSE?
*___________________*
I WANT TO EAT SOME DELICIOUS CANDY WITH HIM.
ILHSFM
LOOKIT THOSE PILLOWY LIPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*whimper*
HIS. FACE. IS. PERFECT.
IL WHEN HE PUTS THINGS IN HIS MOOOOOOOOUTH
REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS A RENT BOY????
ROCKSTARRRRRRRRRR
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE
HE IS SO PRETTY SOMETIMES I AM IN PHYSICAL PAIN
I CALL THIS ONE "SQUINCHY EYES SMILE TAMBOURINE HEAD"
IL HIS SUNGLASSES
IL HIS SWEATY PRINCESS HEAD
HE SWEATS A LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
HE IS THE PRETTIEST COWBOY
TONGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHAHAHAHA REMEMBER THE '06 VMAS???
GOD LOOKED DOWN UPON THE EARTH...
AND LO, THE HEAVENS PARTED, AND BRENDINE DID APPEAR
AND THEN MY OVARIES IMPLODED.
THIS IS THE PART IN THE PICTURE NAMING PROCESS WHERE I SORT OF LOST MY DAMN MIND.
BECAUSE, I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.
BOOZE IS HOT, Y'ALL.
THIS IS BRENDINE IN ORONO. THAT LITTLE ENVELOPE NEXT TO HIM IS FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE.
AHAHAHAHAHA FIVEHEAD ♥
I ALSO LOVE HIS LITTLE FEETS.
AND HIS FRENCHY PAJAMAS
GUITAR HERO WITH A PICK!
GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSES
HAHAHAHA HE IS SUCH AN IDIOT
HEARTS. HEARTS IN MY EYES.
IDEFK ANYMORE, YOU GUYS. I JUST. HE IS.
I EVEN LOVE HIS PREPUBESCENT CHEST ;_;
I JUST WANT TO TOUCH HIS HAIR ;_;
AND MAKE OUT WITH HIM NEGL
LET'S JUST ENJOY HIM FOR A MINUTE.
...BUTTCRACK!
HE'S SUCH A DOOFUS.
FLIP FLOPS IN THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN.
WHY ARE THERE NO GOOD BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN FICS?
FRECKLES!!!
REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS A GAY NUTCRACKER???
I SUPPORT HIM AND EVERYTHING HE CHOOSES TO BE.
EVEN IF IT'S THIS.
ESPECIALLY IF IT'S THIS.