Jacob was right and this IS super cool!!!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, kissingamemory sent to me...
Twelve nachos drumming
Eleven zaphod's piping
Ten scattergories alienating
Nine garages wine-racing
Eight socks a-biting
Seven barrymore's a-swimming
Six angus a-snuggling
Five fla-a-a-amingo clocks
Four drunken nights
Three costume adventures
Two starlight mints
...and a maximillian in a juliana theory.