we're burning bridges down

May 18, 2004 20:14

Jacob, probably the most annoying 12 year old ever, came home [to matt's house] after school today and Zach was with me. Matt and I didn't want Zach to have to deal with him, because he's just that annoying, so we told Jake that Zach was mute.
It was the funniest thing in the fucking world!

Jake sits down with us outside and starts talking to Zach about other people at his school who can't speak either and asking Zach questions like he can actually answer.
Me: ''Jake go away!'' [Zach looks at me] ''Zach says you are being gay.''

Jake: ''I'm not gay!''

[Zach pulled his phone out of his pocket.]

Jake: ''why do you have a phone if you can't talk?''

Me: ''It is so he can TEXT his mom.''

Tyler, Jake's brother [age 8] came riding up on his bike, coming home from school.
Jake: ''Tyler come here.'' [Jake looks at Zach] ''This is Zach, hes a mutant''

[he meant to say mute.]
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