parties

[kissin_the_wall]

this is for anyone who thinks that parties are like what you see in chick flicks and the o.c

so i went to liams part on saturday, and the question i ask is what didn't happen?

chilli powder bongs, pheasnt stew, 'hard' scottish pikey crying, people kissing and the girl passing out, naked sailor dancing, throwing toy cars at sleeping people, home made cakes with cherries and icing, sick, alsation puppies, spilling ashtrays, trashing houses, people trashing it(trying to, we told the fuckers where to go), fighting over beds, sleeping on the stairs, falling down the stairs,

ah i'm too tired to think.