Yeah Ashley and I are that good
Ashley: That's why you shouldn't say your an ex-CIA agent anymore. All lies!
Nikki: But people get weird if I admit that I'm an ex FBI agent. They all wanna know if I've seen aliens
Ashley: Well you just have to live with that reality. Or defect to Russia with me. They pay big rubbels for our knowledge
Nikki: Oh my lets go I can fake a Russian accent
Ashley: Pft maybe a Ukrainian accent. Leave the talking to me comrade
Nikki: The gasp!
Ashley: Hey hey hey I am more than willing to acknowledge your superior Swiss accent skillz, but leave the Motherland to me.
Nikki: Fine but when we visit China its all me!
Ashley: Fine! Just don't pull any ''Oh I thought I said with no raw fish eyes, sorry!''
Nikki: One time and you never let me forget it. Yet who was the one who ordered us cow stomachs in Scotland? They speak English for God’s sake!
Ashley: Ahhh ha ha ha that was the best yet! You said you wanted to be adventuress!
Nikki: Yeah like cliff jumping; not on food.
Ashley: Then you should specify! You know how I jump to conclusions. Shall we bring up Bangkok?
Nikki: You said you wanted to get to know the people. Who could know more than the prostitutes? And they love you long time!
Ashley: Do you know how close I came to pulling a David Carradine?!? Gives me chills....
Nikki: You put yourself in your situation. I just called them.
Ashley: Did you have to order a crack addicted tranny??
Nikki: He/ she was the cheapest one! You're the one who decided to invest all our money in the pet pinecone. I don't care how well the pet rock did in the 80’s.
Ashley: Bah ha haha! Look in today’s market novelties sell! I don't see you with a better idea!
Nikki: Yeah but you don't see me blowing our savings either. I was saving up to buy you a new ski mask.
Nikki: But people get weird if I admit that I'm an ex FBI agent. They all wanna know if I've seen aliens
Ashley: Well you just have to live with that reality. Or defect to Russia with me. They pay big rubbels for our knowledge
Nikki: Oh my lets go I can fake a Russian accent
Ashley: Pft maybe a Ukrainian accent. Leave the talking to me comrade
Nikki: The gasp!
Ashley: Hey hey hey I am more than willing to acknowledge your superior Swiss accent skillz, but leave the Motherland to me.
Nikki: Fine but when we visit China its all me!
Ashley: Fine! Just don't pull any ''Oh I thought I said with no raw fish eyes, sorry!''
Nikki: One time and you never let me forget it. Yet who was the one who ordered us cow stomachs in Scotland? They speak English for God’s sake!
Ashley: Ahhh ha ha ha that was the best yet! You said you wanted to be adventuress!
Nikki: Yeah like cliff jumping; not on food.
Ashley: Then you should specify! You know how I jump to conclusions. Shall we bring up Bangkok?
Nikki: You said you wanted to get to know the people. Who could know more than the prostitutes? And they love you long time!
Ashley: Do you know how close I came to pulling a David Carradine?!? Gives me chills....
Nikki: You put yourself in your situation. I just called them.
Ashley: Did you have to order a crack addicted tranny??
Nikki: He/ she was the cheapest one! You're the one who decided to invest all our money in the pet pinecone. I don't care how well the pet rock did in the 80’s.
Ashley: Bah ha haha! Look in today’s market novelties sell! I don't see you with a better idea!
Nikki: Yeah but you don't see me blowing our savings either. I was saving up to buy you a new ski mask.