Goodness we are funny kids...start at the bottom
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 3:22pm
You're the one who went out w/ him...not me.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 2:41pm
Says the woman who owns 5 Coach bags that you know were stiched together by small Indonesian children. A good bargian...riiiiiight.
Of course I didn't complain! I was in handcuffs! And for your information splitting a bag of peanuts he stole from the flight attendant doesn't count as dinner. That number was the private line he had installed in his moms basement. You can really spot the winners.
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 2:14pm
What else was I supposed to carry it in? We were coming from Japan and you know I don't support fake designer labels. It's a choice every woman must make for herself. And at least Mr. TSA gave you his number. I didn't see you complaining when he took you out to dinner.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 2:05pm
So we're going there...... Alright. Alright. Let us examine the great airport debalce of '03 shall we? Someone thought it would be a good idea to smuggle the goods in a Hello Kitty purse. Because a grown woman totting a childrens handbag won't draw attention. Then to compound the problem genius over here decides to back talk to Mr. TSA officer....I still flinch everytime I see rubber gloves....be ashamed!
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 1:48pm
Fine I'll get rid of the mittens if you stop insisting on wearing that god awful rhinestone belt w/ all the f-ing metal parts. It took us two hours just to get through security last night we did an international job.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 1:45pm
Oh and rainbow mittens are a dime a dozen in the circles we run in? Maybe I should get that tattoo so they can identify our bodies after they've been riddled with bullets beyond recognition. Rainbow mittens are pretty hard to miss when your looking through a sniper scope!
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 1:17pm
They keep me centered. I just need to look at them and they calm me down. It's not exactly like this is a stress free job. And you can open all the doors from now on. Since I'm carrying the f-ing rope. How do you like them apples. Set you apart? Yeah I'll agree w/ that. Set you apart so people know who we are. Your tattoo isn't exacty all that common. Why not just tattoo Ashley and Nikki on the other foot? Just incase people have any doubts who we are. And for the record the Godfather said he loved my mittens.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 1:12pm
Ha ha ha ha ha good lord we're hilarious!
It sets me apart okay! Gosh! Help you?!? Need I remind you of the greased door knob fisaco?!? You fumbled with that thing forever! And do they have to be rainbow colored? How about we just write softies on our foreheads! We'll never get in with the Godfather at this rate.
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 1:06pm
Do my mittens ever restrict me from doing a job right? No...plus they help w/ fingerprints. The only thing your flip flops do is help indentify us.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 1:03pm
You know what....flip flops define me as a person. If you can't understand that then maybe you should just keep your opinions to yourself. Do I critize your lucky mittens?
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 1:02pm
Well then she was definitely lying to you. To make you look stupid.
Fine I will take the rope. Maybe if you wore better shoes.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 12:54pm
Okay if I have to take the bullets you have to slug the rope around from now on. If I trip one more time on a loose end I'll hang myself with it!
No.....it was your mom! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 12:47pm
Let's do it then circa Mike Myers. It would be fabulous. Do you realize he did a lot of random talk shows for his skits? Coffee talk, Wayne's World, and the bath one...weird.
I screwed up one time. And for the record bullets are you department. You should have remembered. It was your mom who said you were the funny one wasn't it?
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 12:42pm
Ha ha circa Tina Fey. I think we're more circa Mike Myers Coffee Talk. A talk show about the shallow matters everyone really cares about.
I'm only saying it because you have a tendency to forget vital information. Remember Operation "What do you mean I thought you got the bullets"......blew our rep with the underworld for months!
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 12:28pm
And if you were truly the funny friend then you wouldn't have to keep saying it. Does your mom tell you you're the funny one? Because she's lying just like she lied about you being cool, remember that incident.
Too bad we are the funniest people I know. Let's start an improv show. Like SNL circa Tina Fey.
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 12:22pm
Everyone believes!!! They keep asking me about Borris and Nathasha...and Bulwinkle and Rocky. Alright fine it goes.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 12:19pm
Well if I have to do that then you have to stop talking in a Russian accent and calling yourself Natalia! No one believes your a Russian ex-patriot!
And I'm the funny friend gosh dang it!
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 12:00pm
Well that's a given. But, could you please cut the little ball thing on top of yours? No one takes us seriously w/ that on.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 11:50am
Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Alright. This plan could work. Should we use the ski masks from Operation "Oh no! They released the hounds!!!"? I feel that they will add a sense of mystery.
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 9:18am
While I appreciate your martyrism I think we should first try Operation "No it's your turn to go in first, I went in first last time." We must try to unite the team once again.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 6:47pm yesterday
Operation "What does this switch do....oops" has failed. As your point man I take full responsibility and have offered myself to the KGB as ransom for Bernard.
The innocent should never pay....
at 3:22pm
You're the one who went out w/ him...not me.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 2:41pm
Says the woman who owns 5 Coach bags that you know were stiched together by small Indonesian children. A good bargian...riiiiiight.
Of course I didn't complain! I was in handcuffs! And for your information splitting a bag of peanuts he stole from the flight attendant doesn't count as dinner. That number was the private line he had installed in his moms basement. You can really spot the winners.
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 2:14pm
What else was I supposed to carry it in? We were coming from Japan and you know I don't support fake designer labels. It's a choice every woman must make for herself. And at least Mr. TSA gave you his number. I didn't see you complaining when he took you out to dinner.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 2:05pm
So we're going there...... Alright. Alright. Let us examine the great airport debalce of '03 shall we? Someone thought it would be a good idea to smuggle the goods in a Hello Kitty purse. Because a grown woman totting a childrens handbag won't draw attention. Then to compound the problem genius over here decides to back talk to Mr. TSA officer....I still flinch everytime I see rubber gloves....be ashamed!
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 1:48pm
Fine I'll get rid of the mittens if you stop insisting on wearing that god awful rhinestone belt w/ all the f-ing metal parts. It took us two hours just to get through security last night we did an international job.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 1:45pm
Oh and rainbow mittens are a dime a dozen in the circles we run in? Maybe I should get that tattoo so they can identify our bodies after they've been riddled with bullets beyond recognition. Rainbow mittens are pretty hard to miss when your looking through a sniper scope!
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 1:17pm
They keep me centered. I just need to look at them and they calm me down. It's not exactly like this is a stress free job. And you can open all the doors from now on. Since I'm carrying the f-ing rope. How do you like them apples. Set you apart? Yeah I'll agree w/ that. Set you apart so people know who we are. Your tattoo isn't exacty all that common. Why not just tattoo Ashley and Nikki on the other foot? Just incase people have any doubts who we are. And for the record the Godfather said he loved my mittens.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 1:12pm
Ha ha ha ha ha good lord we're hilarious!
It sets me apart okay! Gosh! Help you?!? Need I remind you of the greased door knob fisaco?!? You fumbled with that thing forever! And do they have to be rainbow colored? How about we just write softies on our foreheads! We'll never get in with the Godfather at this rate.
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 1:06pm
Do my mittens ever restrict me from doing a job right? No...plus they help w/ fingerprints. The only thing your flip flops do is help indentify us.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 1:03pm
You know what....flip flops define me as a person. If you can't understand that then maybe you should just keep your opinions to yourself. Do I critize your lucky mittens?
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 1:02pm
Well then she was definitely lying to you. To make you look stupid.
Fine I will take the rope. Maybe if you wore better shoes.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 12:54pm
Okay if I have to take the bullets you have to slug the rope around from now on. If I trip one more time on a loose end I'll hang myself with it!
No.....it was your mom! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 12:47pm
Let's do it then circa Mike Myers. It would be fabulous. Do you realize he did a lot of random talk shows for his skits? Coffee talk, Wayne's World, and the bath one...weird.
I screwed up one time. And for the record bullets are you department. You should have remembered. It was your mom who said you were the funny one wasn't it?
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 12:42pm
Ha ha circa Tina Fey. I think we're more circa Mike Myers Coffee Talk. A talk show about the shallow matters everyone really cares about.
I'm only saying it because you have a tendency to forget vital information. Remember Operation "What do you mean I thought you got the bullets"......blew our rep with the underworld for months!
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 12:28pm
And if you were truly the funny friend then you wouldn't have to keep saying it. Does your mom tell you you're the funny one? Because she's lying just like she lied about you being cool, remember that incident.
Too bad we are the funniest people I know. Let's start an improv show. Like SNL circa Tina Fey.
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 12:22pm
Everyone believes!!! They keep asking me about Borris and Nathasha...and Bulwinkle and Rocky. Alright fine it goes.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 12:19pm
Well if I have to do that then you have to stop talking in a Russian accent and calling yourself Natalia! No one believes your a Russian ex-patriot!
And I'm the funny friend gosh dang it!
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 12:00pm
Well that's a given. But, could you please cut the little ball thing on top of yours? No one takes us seriously w/ that on.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 11:50am
Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Alright. This plan could work. Should we use the ski masks from Operation "Oh no! They released the hounds!!!"? I feel that they will add a sense of mystery.
Nikki Hollingsworth wrote
at 9:18am
While I appreciate your martyrism I think we should first try Operation "No it's your turn to go in first, I went in first last time." We must try to unite the team once again.
Ashley Lindsay (Tacoma, WA) wrote
at 6:47pm yesterday
Operation "What does this switch do....oops" has failed. As your point man I take full responsibility and have offered myself to the KGB as ransom for Bernard.
The innocent should never pay....