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[kissesandbangs]

Arena this, Arena that. Tell me something juicy.

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[darkest0knight]

I'm pretty sure the Chinese take-out place is serving cat in place of pork these days.

Does that count as juicy or just gross?

[kissesandbangs]

That would depend on the cat, domestic or exotic?

[darkest0knight]

Hard to tell when it's covered in sweet and sour sauce.

[kissesandbangs]

The tastes aren't always the same, Tony.

[darkest0knight]

You've had enough of each to tell the difference?

[kissesandbangs]

Pussy? Yes.

[darkest0knight]

Ugh. Like that joke hasn't been made a thousand times before.

[kissesandbangs]

But when it comes to me it's true.

[darkest0knight]

To each his own. I've never liked the stuff.

[kissesandbangs]

Norwegian Forest Cats are hearty.

[darkest0knight]

I try not to eat things that had fur.

[kissesandbangs]

Beef? Lamb?

[darkest0knight]

Never had lamb, and I don't think cows have fur exactly.

[kissesandbangs]

Lamb's delicious. Cows have fur, even Welsh ones.

[darkest0knight]

Lamb's expensive. And if it's fur, it's not enough to compare to a cat's.

[kissesandbangs]

What about a hairless cat?