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Stolen from ontd_football because it's just too funny.
Q : Why did Cristiano Ronaldo crash his Ferrari?
A : Because he's no good at corners.
Q : What did Cristiano Ronaldo say when he got out of his crashed Ferrari?
A : They should have moved the wall back ten yards.
The Ferrari crashing of which they speak happened Thursday in Manchester, and you can read all about it here. It gets better: he only had it for two days, is blaming the crash on an oil spill, and gets a new one from his insurance. Even though the one he crashed only cost him three weeks' pay.
Does anybody read the Daily Bung? " "Anyway he was all right, he was walking," added the witness, confirming that Ronaldo is the only man in Manchester who walks away from massive car smash but spends five minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks down."
Q : Why did Cristiano Ronaldo crash his Ferrari?
A : Because he's no good at corners.
Q : What did Cristiano Ronaldo say when he got out of his crashed Ferrari?
A : They should have moved the wall back ten yards.
The Ferrari crashing of which they speak happened Thursday in Manchester, and you can read all about it here. It gets better: he only had it for two days, is blaming the crash on an oil spill, and gets a new one from his insurance. Even though the one he crashed only cost him three weeks' pay.
Does anybody read the Daily Bung? " "Anyway he was all right, he was walking," added the witness, confirming that Ronaldo is the only man in Manchester who walks away from massive car smash but spends five minutes writhing in agony if someone pulls his socks down."