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[kissdepussy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SHHIIIIIIEEEE-T ...
It's already been two days, two WHOOOOLE days! I can't believe I have to use this internets thingies Papa gave me...

I am Gunzi but everyone writes it with a "J", eeeeh. I don't really know how old I am still I am old enough to do lots of stuff. Let me see more... Oh, I was this Punisher person in

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[chocogun]

Gutting everyone?
Interesting.

So, Gunzi; what is the Igura thing you talk about anyway? Personas, punisher?

Oh, yeah, I'm Mello by the way. Nice to meet you.

[kissdepussy]

OOh, you don't know Igura? It's the most important and ultra cool place in the world! ... Or it used to be, before being full of fags.
You see, there is this site, right? And there is Papa, who is the head of Vischio that's owns the joint. I worked for him. Anyone who didin't obey to the battle game's rules and some others would get their share of fun from me and Jiji.

HI MELLO, YOU'RE THE FIRST WOMEN I TALK TO IN LOADS OF TIME!

[chocogun]

WHAT THE FREAKING HELL?!
I'M NOT A FUCKING WOMAN. ARE YOU HIGH?!

MAN. I'VE A DICK!

[kissdepussy]

Ah, chill out woman! So agressive!

And you lie! There is no waaaaaay in hell!

[chocogun]

I can post pictures if that would make you happy.
Wha the hell?! I'm telling you I'm a man, asshole!

[kissdepussy]

Wow, lucky me, a slut! Sure, go ahead as long as it doesn't leave any mark on the computer.

[chocogun]

Oh just go fuck yourself blondie.

[kissdepussy]

Whut, you already sent them over?

[chocogun]

That0s why no one wants you in their crew, you know that right?

[kissdepussy]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH, BUT I DIDN'T DO A THING!

[chocogun]

Aside being an idiot.

[kissdepussy]

Okeeeey, okeeeey. So let's assume you're a man: It's not my fault you are a total fag.

[chocogun]

I'm a fag? Please, let me laugh about that for a minute.

At least I've mental capability, unlike yourself.
If you want a crew you've to show your qualities, not your stupidity - though in your case, that seem to be hard.

[kissdepussy]

Well ladie, just because you look weird does not mean I am a retard, yeah?

And I have enough qualities for my dreams. I got into Igura and I'll be a pirate no doubt.

[chocogun]

Oh there are the dumbest pirates around, I don't doubt you'll be one.

I just doubt you'll have a good crew. The one I'm part of is pretty fucking big, we have three boats and we even have an undead army. Good luck trying to find something that good.

[kissdepussy]

Gabate cesto. Thanks, I hope I find someone worth the time or that has a nice boat. Don't really need much more, we'll conquer the rest!