Apr 02, 2009 15:34
EEEEH, LIKE I'D LET THIS PAAAAASS! KIWI BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNS! BUUUUUUUUGGER!
As an official pirate Doctor Gunji expert, it has come to my attentive eyes that the captain does not have a WOODEN LEG! Nor has extra space in his eye-socket... not even a pet, how tha hell would he have a parrot? A paaarrot? We cant have a boss with all eyes, legs, free shoulders and all that! At least a peeeeeeeeeeet!
The pirate rules are clear! CLEAR, CLEAR, CLEEEAR! I demand you let me perform acts of surgery on you, yellow bugger! Let me transform and roll you oooout!!!!!!!!!! Or we'll just have to find another captain if ya get all nancy ooover it, tsh.
This is an prime ultimatius!