Hey Ghouls, here's some virtual Halloween Fun!
Happy Halloween Everyone!
I've whipped up some virtual Halloween fun for everyone...
First up, some hauntingly punny ghost jokes;)
What do ghosts do when they start up a computer?
Boo-t up!
What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Transparents!
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
Why did the ghost take his family on an elevator ride every day?
To raise their spirits!
What's the most famous ghost website?
Ya-boo!
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-boo!
What kind of music do ghosts like best?
Rhythm and Boos!
Why are ghosts like newspaper?
Because they appear in sheets!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!
What did that boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
Next up I have a Real Time Death Counter-
This morbid and tasteless script displays the deaths caused by 69 different causes happening right now in realtime all over the world!
Are you feeling brave? Then why Don't you visit the Death Clock...Wanna know when you are scheduled to die? Go here!
And for those armchair ghost hunters that can't make it out this Halloween, but still Want to see some real Ghosts this Halloween... Try looking at these ghost cams!
Remember, we'll be seeing you in ALL the dark places!
xoxox Amy!
