"BACARDI MAKES ME PARTY" < QUOTE FROM THE OH SO WONDERFUL AMMY!
ME: HEY DAD, I'M NOT GOING OVER THERE FOR SPRING BREAK
DAD: OK
ME: OK I GOTTA GO
DAD: ARE YOU IRRITATED WITH ME?
ME: KINDA
DAD: LAY IT ON ME
ME: NO, IT'S OK, FORGET IT
DAD: OK, HOW'D THE DENTIST GO?
ME: UH...GOOD I GUESS...I GOTTA GO
DAD: WHAT'S WRONG?!?!
ME: IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU CALLED ME ONCE IN A WHILE
DAD: IT WOULD.....
ME: I'M NOT FUCKING FIVE ANYMORE I NOTICE WHEN YOU DON'T FUCKING CALL
DAD: OK
ME: I LOVE YOU
CLICK END OF FUCKING CONVERSATION...I DISLIKE MY FATHER RIGHT NOW.....DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM HIM AT THE MOMENT......
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I FEEL LIKE I AM FAILING AT LIFE....I FEEL LIKE I AM WORTHLESS
I AM NOT GONNA MAKE THIS FRIENDS ONLY...SO IF YOU ARE BORED COMMENT W/E THE FUCK YOU WANT...I REALLY DON'T CARE, YOUR WORDS COULDN'T HURT ME RIGHT NOW.....
DAD: OK
ME: OK I GOTTA GO
DAD: ARE YOU IRRITATED WITH ME?
ME: KINDA
DAD: LAY IT ON ME
ME: NO, IT'S OK, FORGET IT
DAD: OK, HOW'D THE DENTIST GO?
ME: UH...GOOD I GUESS...I GOTTA GO
DAD: WHAT'S WRONG?!?!
ME: IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU CALLED ME ONCE IN A WHILE
DAD: IT WOULD.....
ME: I'M NOT FUCKING FIVE ANYMORE I NOTICE WHEN YOU DON'T FUCKING CALL
DAD: OK
ME: I LOVE YOU
CLICK END OF FUCKING CONVERSATION...I DISLIKE MY FATHER RIGHT NOW.....DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM HIM AT THE MOMENT......
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I FEEL LIKE I AM FAILING AT LIFE....I FEEL LIKE I AM WORTHLESS
I AM NOT GONNA MAKE THIS FRIENDS ONLY...SO IF YOU ARE BORED COMMENT W/E THE FUCK YOU WANT...I REALLY DON'T CARE, YOUR WORDS COULDN'T HURT ME RIGHT NOW.....