Mar 21, 2006 22:01
i'm finally updating after about a googajilli-heebion years because i should be writing a paper... BUT I'M NOT. you've all been there before, i'm sure.
so, in the best interest of procrastination, let's talk. (i'm pretending that i just crossed my legs, folded my hands on top of my knee and cocked my head to the side with a look of boring, parentish concern. of course i didn't actually, because... well, there's no one around and that's just plain silly.)
how are you all?
please, i'm here to listen.
i myself have:
-given up picking my eyelashes for lent and failed
-been sort of sad
-learned how to pronounce "xochomilco"
-passed notes with my eurolit teacher
-mistaken my neighbor's housecat for a lynx
-wondered why i still have a creepy old man as my doctor
-walked around unaware i had a bright orange moustache of pollen after smelling a flower
-discovered that crayons can draw on skin
-convinced a small child that dogs are big kittens
-seen a goat fall in love with a pile of cedar shavings
Philisophicamus: who invented music? why are there only 13 notes that repeat at different intervals? why can't we add notes? how come middle C and high C are the same note at different intervals in everyone's ears? how the fuck did this come to be?