May 08, 2007 13:03
The Rules: Owning Cuddly Toys
Rule #1 Fine if you're six, obviously, when it's the more the merrier.
Rule #2 If you're over 20, having more than one is kind of creepy.
Rule #3 If the only way you can say 'I love you' is on a teddy bear, something's wrong.
Rule #4 A toy on your pillow guarantees you'll never have sex.
Rule #5 Never talk for your toy in a squeaky voice.
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