cats, foxes and 'coons, OH MY!

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heyyyyyyyy yeah so the other day my dad made his routine phone call to me to see how clear the pool is and i had to go outside to check. well paco came with me cause ive pretty much deprived him of goin outside all day. anyways, so im standin on the pool deck and hear paco smellin somethin and hear him now nibblin on something. well as im on the phone with my dad im like "paco stop chewin on leaves" which was my guess well i keep hearing him sniffin and chewin ... i decide i should turn around and see what hes snackin on. so i look down and hes in a pile of bird feathers and at first im no getting the clue but it didnt take me long to realize that my moms pride and joy of cockatiel birds were not in the cage. THE DAMN NEIGHBORS CAT ATE OUR BIRDS! the cae was all hangin of the side of the deck railing and feathers were alllllllll over the place. in the cage on the deck in the grass and on the pool chairs. so since im on the phone with my dad, im like flippin out over the phone. and hes like, "amanda heres what u do.. get the dog away from the feathers, dont let him eat them, and ill tell mom about the birds. shes gonna be so upset"we were both worried about how my mom would take it." so i hung up the phone, and start walkin back to the house when all of a sudden the neihbor calls me over. shes like "did u find your birds?" and im thinkin how does -she- know about them? and i said "well i found a pile of their feathers somethin must have eatin them" and shes like "ohhh yeahhh well, we et a lot of animals around here and i bet it was those 'coons, them racoons are always up here scarin my cats and eatin other stuff. yea them coons, ya gotta watch out for them." and im like "yea, the birds were my moms and oh is she goin to be devastated" about this time im thinkin her cat probably cameover ate our poor little birds and took the remainder back to her house and she knows about the birds and is tryin to blame it on racoons which ive never seen. so im tryin to rub it in how hurt my mom is goin to be. and i guess she thought that the racoon story wasnt working to well with me so she decided to play the fox card and say that theres a couple of foxes around here and that one of them might have ate the birds. and be fore i leave her backyard also known as HELL because she is now the devil to me, i take a nice lonnn look at her fat ass cats which look as thouh theye just had a nice bath as if someone were tryin to scrub somethin off of them, something maybe like the blood of a helpless spoiled little house bird. so as the story ends, mom wasnt in tears when i told her, but was in complete denyal. so that was a trip tryin to convince her. and as time goes by, the remains of the carcas's of the birds, is still left by the pool.

until next time,

this is the great brennbeenie signing off.

~brenner