I hate spiders!
I wish I didnt have this gay aracniphobia thing, there was a spider in my house and I almost died from a heart attack. I hate them so much, god damn spiders. What we're they put on earth for? I mean com'on! But anyways, I totally freaked out and sprayed the little fucker untill it crumpled into a ball, and then I ran away. I feel like there all over my body, its gross and my heart is still racing like hell. Well I guess I wont be sleeping in my bed tonight.....great. Fucking Florida and its huge ass spiders can kiss my ass.