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ABC thing A- attention! who are you?
Answer, good question.
B- baby fat.. how heavy were you at birth?
5lbs? I don't know... I jus know I was really tiny
C- calico- what's the first pet you had?
Momma kitty
D- dork- what's one way in which you are truly dorky?
I can't dance, I can't dress, I can't talk, I cannot play nor have I even heard of any of the songs you requested me to play, I cannot be cool if my life depended on it... and the best thing of all... I don't give a shit what you think of me. I am here to have fun and you are not going to rain on me unless you have a pool.
E- envious.. what quality/skill do you wish you had?
I wish I could read minds and control it for at least a week
F- fire! what gets you hot and bothered?
It only takes a touch and I'm all yours.
G- gladiator! when have you felt the most in shape?
In PE when we had a 30 min run and I spaced out threw most of it and did more laps than I have ever done in my life time... I shocked the hell out of my old PE teacher.
H- high on life.. whats your favorite part about yours?
I guess my curiosity?
I- inconceivable!! what totally baffles you?
Scientology. *I agree there*
J- juicy! are you a gossip?
Am I gossip? No, I'm Shannon or Dowah or Sixlet. To me, all words about other people are gossip until you hear from said person's mouth.
K- knees... walk on yours. how do you feel?
Like I shouldn't have played football in jr high
L- lights! or dark?
How about black lights on and it dark? I tell you, sexiness
M- maybe =) .. are you a tease, shy, or forward?
Depends on my mood... Now that I'm not single, I'm more shy than a tease... I don't really think I'm forward either
N- night! what do you wear to bed?
warm night: blankets. cold night: pj pants and thermal sweater... and BLANKETS!
O- obsession.. what can't you get enough of?
Any soda with Cherries
P- prohibition.. favored alcoholic drink?
So far, I've only have Rum. I'll take it stright up... I don't like ruining the flavor of coke.
Q- quit it! what irritates you most?
Let's see here... The last person who irritated me tryed to stuff his religion down my throat... the result? Me shoving his exact religion down his throat for pissing me off. The result? Him lectoring me on how I don't know anything. My reaction? Shoving more of his religion down his throat. His reaction? Stunned.... So I popped him upside the head and told him this, "Do you now see how annoying it is to quote your religion non stop? To tell everyone that you hear the voice of God? To you understand now?" We've been friends ever since.
R- reverse.. how far can you walk backwards [without looking] before you hit something?
One of my curses is, I won't remember everything you or I said, but I will always remember a layout of a room, the description of our waiter or waitress as well as everything you wore down to your socks. I could walk backwards to the mall if I wanted.
S- silent! turn off any music, etc. what do you hear?
The gentle hum of the computer, the sounds of cars going by *window is open*
T- talent! any nifty ones?
I can sing and give you ear damage at the same time
U- utopia.. where would you live if money didn't matter?
The woods and meadows... I can grow food, hunt, fish and be wild and free.
V- violinin'.. play any instruments?
Yes
W- work.. what is your ideal job, realistically?
Anything... I will do anything for money.
X- marks the spot! whats your spot?
Uhhh..... you see how my bed has a dent in it? That's where I do all my thinking.
Y- youth. what is your earliest memory from childhood?
The babisitters son... That's all I'm telling you.
Z- best 'z' word ever?
Zesty... or ... zoinks