you laugh, and you die.
Went to the club last night with cami and heidi. to start the night off with a bang, cami and i got chained to each other and a railing and got whipped by this guy who knew EXACTLY how to use his whip ;o). after that the three of us hit the dance floor and boogied. eventually, heidi's friend joe came so they danced together. then cami's friend steve came so THEY danced together. which meant i was dancing alone. i was up on the platform having wicked fun when my friend jimmy arrive with some guy whom he introduced as his 'best friend timmy' (timmy and jimmy...heh). so anyways, we started dancing and grinding and having fun and the six of us just let loose. me and cami and heidi got up on top of the bar and started going totally wild while the bartenderman and bartenderwoman put ice down our panties and i got groped and flirted with by the hot bartenderwoman. when we got down jimmy helped me cuz i was so fucking drunk i was gonna fall off and i noticed that he had on eyeliner and a scarf. of course drunk me didnt connect. we went back to bumpin hotties on the dance floor like a polaroid picture. then cami pulled me aside and was like, 'jill, jimmy is SO totally gay. at the very least he's bi!' i was so drunk that i thought she was fucking with me so i shrugged it off and went back to making out with her and dancing. then a few minutes later me and jimmy were dancing and i tilted my head up to his ear and was like (in my drunken slur) 'you wanna know something REALLY funny?' and i started giggling. he was like 'what?' i go, 'cami (-giggle) cami told me that you are either (-giggle giggle-) gay or bi!'. then he looked at me with this weird smile on his face and shook his head and goes 'um, duh!' i stopped giggling with my smile frozen on my face and was like 'uhhhhhh.........oh.' i felt SO stupid! later on after he had ditched us for his boytoy, me and heidi and their hotties, joe and steve and this hot lez girl (who later told me i was way hot and that she'd do me in a minute) were all in spikes eating before we had to drive home and i was telling them about it and they were laughing and i was sulking. but i SO should have known it for 5 good reasons:
a) he was wearing eyeliner and a scarf.
b) his 'best friend' timmy? come on! no one introduces their best friend as their best friend unless its their 'BEST' best friend!
c) the whole night while we were dancing, not ONCE was he hard. and trust me, i was all up in that shit.
d) when me and cami were making out, i tried to inlcude him by giving him a little peck on the lips. but when i tried, he turned his head away and laughed.
e) i mean GOD jill! NO guy is genuinly SENSITIVE or SWEETLY OPTIMISTIC! i should have gotten it the first time he gave me that smile that was so giddy and sweet that it was TOTALLY feminine! HELLO????!!! you can't giggle with a man and him NOT be gay!
why do i ALWAYS get the gay guys??? later on that night when i was done being flirted with by that lez girl and me cami and heidi were heading to my car this car full of hot girls stopped to talk to steve. one of them looked at me and winked in this way sexy way and said, no word of a lie, 'you should come back to our house and have some......'fun'...... with us...". maybe i should have. i mean jesus, i SHOULD just be a lesbian. men fucking suck. sensitive? SENSITIVE????? THAT should have said something right there! no man is sensitive!! all the good ones are either gay, taken, or assholes; all the rest are losers.
a) he was wearing eyeliner and a scarf.
b) his 'best friend' timmy? come on! no one introduces their best friend as their best friend unless its their 'BEST' best friend!
c) the whole night while we were dancing, not ONCE was he hard. and trust me, i was all up in that shit.
d) when me and cami were making out, i tried to inlcude him by giving him a little peck on the lips. but when i tried, he turned his head away and laughed.
e) i mean GOD jill! NO guy is genuinly SENSITIVE or SWEETLY OPTIMISTIC! i should have gotten it the first time he gave me that smile that was so giddy and sweet that it was TOTALLY feminine! HELLO????!!! you can't giggle with a man and him NOT be gay!
why do i ALWAYS get the gay guys??? later on that night when i was done being flirted with by that lez girl and me cami and heidi were heading to my car this car full of hot girls stopped to talk to steve. one of them looked at me and winked in this way sexy way and said, no word of a lie, 'you should come back to our house and have some......'fun'...... with us...". maybe i should have. i mean jesus, i SHOULD just be a lesbian. men fucking suck. sensitive? SENSITIVE????? THAT should have said something right there! no man is sensitive!! all the good ones are either gay, taken, or assholes; all the rest are losers.