Applause for Pagans
Happy Beltane, everyone. I'd like to emphasize that all other holidays celebrated on May 1 are actually lame attempts to outdo Beltane. Just like Christmas. Arr. I ought to rant about how Christian holidays coincide with pagan holidays only because Christianity means to become supreme even though events such as the birth of Christ were actually in April. But I'm tired, and my Beltane spirit needs to be refreshed. I'm not nearly as horny right now as I should be. I must be prepared for the upcoming bonfire and orgy tonight. Dammit.