burthday
today a child was born and his name was michael, noone thought he would do anything productive in his life, but as hge started growing older, he became a genious and accquired super powers. These powers were such that he could see through people's clothes! His parents thought that this was not the best super power for a boy of his age and hormonal level, so they cut out his eyes. This left michael saddened, but then he turned sixteen and automatically became cool and popular around school and got a brand new seeing eye dog! This made michael very happy and then began to sing and dance the maccarena. Many thought that this once funny looking child would produce nothing but dirty diapers and stians on his bib, but it is now clear that michael curry is going places in life and someday he will wax cars in a small car wash in mexico. When you see him, congratulate him on his acceivements and tickle him under his chin, he loves that.
ciao!
ciao!