apples and nanners
so today was first day back from labor day weekend, and i am incredibly tired, i'm not sure if that is what made my day weird, but it really was. Heres a couple odd things that happened to me today....
Odd Thing 1
So I dont even remember doing this, but apparantley i had put on my boxers the wrong way, so i was forced to fix that in the bathroom during 3rd period and like i went into a stall, cause some weird dude couldve walked in and tried to butt rape me, but like all the stalls were poop filled and i was like eff that, so with a quick drop of the drawers, i quickyl had my pants off in the middle of the bathroom. This was a tricky situation and like i made it through most of it but right when i was about to button back up my pants, a kid walked in and saw me and that i had NO BUTTON ON MY BOXERS!
so i dont know if saw anything but he kept eyeing me in a very akward way until i left. hahah
Odd Thing 2
So today in foods, we were making cinnamon rolls, and like you are supposed to use the microwave (we are in the microwave unit of that class, i know, its totally for newbs.) and so this stupid slut in my group
decided to leave the tin foil on the buns and stick em in the microwave. ANY person could have guessed that it would start sparking and she is dumb and got our group in trouble. Anyways, when i tried to get it out of the microwave, i got shocked for some reason and my leg went numb.
Odd Thing 3
Squirrels are cute
I have also decided that im am really ready to be able to drive. I was thiking of how fun it would be to just drive listening to whatever msuci you want with the windows down and cool air blowing in, and then with a bunch of friends singing the lyrics to the song you are blasting. and then at night when there is nothing to do, just driving to nowhere with someone and having random odd conversations that are perfect for that moment. I have also decided that when i drive, i am going to be a safe driver, there is so much to lose by driving recklessley and speeding, so i dont care how uncool i am, i am going to drive responsibly and do the speed limit.
stapler,
ryan
Odd Thing 1
So I dont even remember doing this, but apparantley i had put on my boxers the wrong way, so i was forced to fix that in the bathroom during 3rd period and like i went into a stall, cause some weird dude couldve walked in and tried to butt rape me, but like all the stalls were poop filled and i was like eff that, so with a quick drop of the drawers, i quickyl had my pants off in the middle of the bathroom. This was a tricky situation and like i made it through most of it but right when i was about to button back up my pants, a kid walked in and saw me and that i had NO BUTTON ON MY BOXERS!
so i dont know if saw anything but he kept eyeing me in a very akward way until i left. hahah
Odd Thing 2
So today in foods, we were making cinnamon rolls, and like you are supposed to use the microwave (we are in the microwave unit of that class, i know, its totally for newbs.) and so this stupid slut in my group
decided to leave the tin foil on the buns and stick em in the microwave. ANY person could have guessed that it would start sparking and she is dumb and got our group in trouble. Anyways, when i tried to get it out of the microwave, i got shocked for some reason and my leg went numb.
Odd Thing 3
Squirrels are cute
I have also decided that im am really ready to be able to drive. I was thiking of how fun it would be to just drive listening to whatever msuci you want with the windows down and cool air blowing in, and then with a bunch of friends singing the lyrics to the song you are blasting. and then at night when there is nothing to do, just driving to nowhere with someone and having random odd conversations that are perfect for that moment. I have also decided that when i drive, i am going to be a safe driver, there is so much to lose by driving recklessley and speeding, so i dont care how uncool i am, i am going to drive responsibly and do the speed limit.
stapler,
ryan