quote of the week
besides "i taste feet"
from ryalsshoal...
this is one of the greatest lines ever made.
from dethlove on halofiction:
And then Nathan just couldn’t stand it anymore-he turned on his heel and pounded out of his room, slamming the door closed on his way out. There. Nathan heaved a sigh of relief once he was out in the hallway. Crisis averted. It felt better knowing that there was now a big thick piece of wood between him and Toki…OH GOD. OH MY GOD. No no no no no no not wood, not wood, knock wood NO don’t knock wood, don’t knock wood, don’t cock wood OH JESUS NO not cock knock wood would knock cock FUCK COCK KNOCK TOCK TOKI’S COCK-
Nathan Explosion wasn’t much for sprinting, not ever since high school football, but he quickly found that complete and utter terror lent him surprising swiftness; he was suddenly barreling down the corridor in his underwear, bellowing like a birthing rhinoceros and fighting back the million Norwegian penises with Fu Manchus that were chasing after him.
This was also the last night that Nathan would ever drop acid before bedtime.
from ryalsshoal...
this is one of the greatest lines ever made.
from dethlove on halofiction:
And then Nathan just couldn’t stand it anymore-he turned on his heel and pounded out of his room, slamming the door closed on his way out. There. Nathan heaved a sigh of relief once he was out in the hallway. Crisis averted. It felt better knowing that there was now a big thick piece of wood between him and Toki…OH GOD. OH MY GOD. No no no no no no not wood, not wood, knock wood NO don’t knock wood, don’t knock wood, don’t cock wood OH JESUS NO not cock knock wood would knock cock FUCK COCK KNOCK TOCK TOKI’S COCK-
Nathan Explosion wasn’t much for sprinting, not ever since high school football, but he quickly found that complete and utter terror lent him surprising swiftness; he was suddenly barreling down the corridor in his underwear, bellowing like a birthing rhinoceros and fighting back the million Norwegian penises with Fu Manchus that were chasing after him.
This was also the last night that Nathan would ever drop acid before bedtime.