What Would You do if..? I cried: i would bring you a tissue then i would slap you and say SNAP OUT OF IT and snap in your face while shakin my ghetto booti I asked you to help: i spose i could help i mean if you reaaallly needed it I died from natural causes: i would beat that natural cause's non ghetto booti I said I liked you: id be a little bit concerned and check your forehead for a fever and then take you to a doctor because you probably have a concussion I kissed you: YES!!!! I ALWAYS WANTED THAT! I started smoking: all i have to say is SMOKING KILLS PEOPLE which shea knows I stole something: id march you right back to that store and let the store manager slap you across the face and say SNAP OUT OF IT while snapping at you with their non ghetto booti because only i can have a ghetto booti I was hospitalized: gosh durnt what did you do this time? I ran away from home: i suppose i could give you a t shirt or something to keep you warm while you sleep on the porch hehe just kidding you can sleep in my room with me!! :) I got in a fight and you were there: gahhh baaaaaa chaaa STOP!! I got pregnant: ...again? I got dumped: gimme a piece of him GIMME A PIECE OF HIM!! I pissed you off: again, id slap you across the face and say SNAP OUT of it while i snap in your face and shake my ghetto booti
What Do You Think Of My..? Personality: fantasmic Eyes: just gorgeous Face: you are sooo beautiful too me cant you see??? lalalala Hair: I WANT IT Clothes: best clothes...EVER Voice: cant stand it...hehehehehee JUST KIDDING!! ITS BeautIFUL TAYLOR Humor: your stupid funny but its okay cuz i am too so we can live happily ever after Choice of music: goood goooood Manerisms: a little bit spazy but it happens to the best of us Family: ZANE IS SEXY Body: YOU ARE SEXY!!! Friends: oh you mean me? well not to flatter myself or anything but.... Decisions: STOP BUYING DRUGS FROM JESUS!!! (hey-zoos)
Would You..? Be my friend: no, AHH GET AWAY FROM ME COW!! Tell me the truth no matter what: NEVER!! Lie to make me feel better: OF COURSE!!! muahaha Spread rumors about me: golly gee taylor stop running off to mexico with jesus...(hey-zoos)...im sick of covering for you! Keep a secret if I told you one: in a heartbeat, actually i think my heart beats abnormally slow so maybe in like a blink, but sometimes i dont blink for like a while so maybe like in a flinch because i flinch alot!! hhehehehehhee Loan me some cash: i have no cash...and if i did...NO MORE THAN A DOLLAR AND FIFTY CENTS BECAUSE I KNOW YOU USE IT TO BUY DRUGS TAYLOR!! BAD BAD BAD BAD TAYLOR!! Hold my hand: yes lets frolic Take a bullet for me: umm (looks down while rubbing foot into ground...does that make sense? lol) Keep in touch: dernit i have to change my phone number again? Try and solve my problems: psychiatrist mandy to the rescue! Love me: FOREVER!! Have Sex with me: well yea who wouldnt? Ditch me: not purposely, but it depends if this really means throw you in a ditch then i would in a flash Use me: im sorry taylor, but i use you for your DOG!! muahahahahahaa Date me: anytime, call me ;) Rape me: i wish!! Beat me up: ive beatn you up a million times..its fun
ov vey amanda u r the worst just tellin everyone that only i do drugs hey hunni im not the one that jesus (hey-zoos) sayz o u have grown since last time i saw u. Dude ure mean lol haha..... U and me- Shea....... SHea- wat.... us- do u smoke Shea- uh nooooooo us- good cuz it kills youa nd taylor would b sad shea- yea their bad
at this time amanda starts to tell him that we should go out and we would make a cute couple evn tho she has neva even effin met him and i start jumping on top of her and i fall off the couch
then she accidently hangs up and calls bak he answers bak to the strange questioning
Amanda- doyou like Penguin Popsicles, we r eating sum Me- Dude they r OTTER pops aha not penguins Amanda- wat i swear they r penguins Shea- uhhhhh Amanda- do u like BIG STICKS Me- hahahahahahahahahahahaha Shea- uhhhh Amanda (to me)- he betta say no or u have no chance wt him Amanda (bak to shea)- wat type of popsicles do u like Shea- uhhhhhh Amanda- do u like penguins they r kewl Shea- uhhh yea Amanda- they r so cute and ......................
I cried: i would bring you a tissue then i would slap you and say SNAP OUT OF IT and snap in your face while shakin my ghetto booti
I asked you to help: i spose i could help i mean if you reaaallly needed it
I died from natural causes: i would beat that natural cause's non ghetto booti
I said I liked you: id be a little bit concerned and check your forehead for a fever and then take you to a doctor because you probably have a concussion
I kissed you: YES!!!! I ALWAYS WANTED THAT!
I started smoking: all i have to say is SMOKING KILLS PEOPLE which shea knows
I stole something: id march you right back to that store and let the store manager slap you across the face and say SNAP OUT OF IT while snapping at you with their non ghetto booti because only i can have a ghetto booti
I was hospitalized: gosh durnt what did you do this time?
I ran away from home: i suppose i could give you a t shirt or something to keep you warm while you sleep on the porch hehe just kidding you can sleep in my room with me!! :)
I got in a fight and you were there: gahhh baaaaaa chaaa STOP!!
I got pregnant: ...again?
I got dumped: gimme a piece of him GIMME A PIECE OF HIM!!
I pissed you off: again, id slap you across the face and say SNAP OUT of it while i snap in your face and shake my ghetto booti
What Do You Think Of My..?
Personality: fantasmic
Eyes: just gorgeous
Face: you are sooo beautiful too me cant you see??? lalalala
Hair: I WANT IT
Clothes: best clothes...EVER
Voice: cant stand it...hehehehehee JUST KIDDING!! ITS BeautIFUL TAYLOR
Humor: your stupid funny but its okay cuz i am too so we can live happily ever after
Choice of music: goood goooood
Manerisms: a little bit spazy but it happens to the best of us
Family: ZANE IS SEXY
Body: YOU ARE SEXY!!!
Friends: oh you mean me? well not to flatter myself or anything but....
Decisions: STOP BUYING DRUGS FROM JESUS!!! (hey-zoos)
Would You..?
Be my friend: no, AHH GET AWAY FROM ME COW!!
Tell me the truth no matter what: NEVER!!
Lie to make me feel better: OF COURSE!!! muahaha
Spread rumors about me: golly gee taylor stop running off to mexico with jesus...(hey-zoos)...im sick of covering for you!
Keep a secret if I told you one: in a heartbeat, actually i think my heart beats abnormally slow so maybe in like a blink, but sometimes i dont blink for like a while so maybe like in a flinch because i flinch alot!! hhehehehehhee
Loan me some cash: i have no cash...and if i did...NO MORE THAN A DOLLAR AND FIFTY CENTS BECAUSE I KNOW YOU USE IT TO BUY DRUGS TAYLOR!! BAD BAD BAD BAD TAYLOR!!
Hold my hand: yes lets frolic
Take a bullet for me: umm (looks down while rubbing foot into ground...does that make sense? lol)
Keep in touch: dernit i have to change my phone number again?
Try and solve my problems: psychiatrist mandy to the rescue!
Love me: FOREVER!!
Have Sex with me: well yea who wouldnt?
Ditch me: not purposely, but it depends if this really means throw you in a ditch then i would in a flash
Use me: im sorry taylor, but i use you for your DOG!! muahahahahahaa
Date me: anytime, call me ;)
Rape me: i wish!!
Beat me up: ive beatn you up a million times..its fun
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U and me- Shea.......
SHea- wat....
us- do u smoke
Shea- uh nooooooo
us- good cuz it kills youa nd taylor would b sad
shea- yea their bad
at this time amanda starts to tell him that we should go out and we would make a cute couple evn tho she has neva even effin met him and i start jumping on top of her and i fall off the couch
then she accidently hangs up and calls bak he answers bak to the strange questioning
Amanda- doyou like Penguin Popsicles, we r eating sum
Me- Dude they r OTTER pops aha not penguins
Amanda- wat i swear they r penguins
Shea- uhhhhh
Amanda- do u like BIG STICKS
Me- hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Shea- uhhhh
Amanda (to me)- he betta say no or u have no chance wt him
Amanda (bak to shea)- wat type of popsicles do u like
Shea- uhhhhhh
Amanda- do u like penguins they r kewl
Shea- uhhh yea
Amanda- they r so cute and ......................
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