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So there's this squirrel that lives in my backyard. He has a really big nest in one of the maple trees, and he comes and sits by the doorwall. I take pictures of him because he honestly could care less if I'm sitting right by him. In fact, I'm pretty sure he deliberately poses.
O HAY THAR
Look at him, all....standing up on his hind legs.
So then my dad decides to whip out the squirrel puppet...
TINA YOU FAT LARD, EAT THE FOOD
You can see his teeth if you look closely. His big, yellow teef.
Look at his cute little mouth...you just want to...touch it. Or something. Maybe not, just out of fear of rabies.
Also, I GOT MY LICENSE TODAY. I only messed up like, once. I aced everything. I TOLD YOU GUYS I WAS A GOOD DRIVER!
O HAY THAR
Look at him, all....standing up on his hind legs.
So then my dad decides to whip out the squirrel puppet...
TINA YOU FAT LARD, EAT THE FOOD
You can see his teeth if you look closely. His big, yellow teef.
Look at his cute little mouth...you just want to...touch it. Or something. Maybe not, just out of fear of rabies.
Also, I GOT MY LICENSE TODAY. I only messed up like, once. I aced everything. I TOLD YOU GUYS I WAS A GOOD DRIVER!