So.. how do we start?
Jesus! I am so in love with this show it's becoming become a seriously problem in my life!
3x01 was AMAZING!!!! And as bummed as I was that there was no McSwex I've accepted it and am happy about it now... it means their will be some lead up.. or that an episode will just start with them in bed which I am TOTALLY FINE WITH!!!!!
The Dummy sign, the oar (seriously I LOVE it. So funny. Got some great screen caps... will find a way to show them off once I've figured what I'm doing exactly), Gail's hair, Andy's stubborn-ness, Sam's... EVERYTHING, Ollie being the Dad figure as always, Chris being adorable, Dov being good at his job, Traci being motivated, Nick as the shockingly likeable new guy (diving after bad guys on your first day... way to be Collins. Way. To. Be. Now, go BE shirtless.), Frank was a grouch to everyone but Noelle but.. like, that shit pales in comparison to SAMUEL SWAREK's badassery and biceps exploding from shirts and treating Andy like dirt BECAUSE HE LOVES HER SO FUCKING MUCH HE'S SCARED (!!!!!!!) and "any baggage?" (holy balls!?) and acting like a child & trying to escape her house when he so obviously went there to TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF!
ALSO, I didn't miss Luke. And that made me sad. But they did an excellent job of making me ship Nick/Gail right the fuck now (their couple name = Nail as far as I'm concerned). I really really really enjoy how he's making fun of HER and she's the one with actual feelings. It's amazing. I mean... Luke may be sad, but I'm willing to compromise: they can all just share. :)
OKAY.. another thing. The conv b/w Sam and Ollie before parade.... it was very much 2x01 "can't imagine my life without you in it" + 2x04 "maybe you should talk to her..." and it just really really makes me want some solid Sam and Ollie convs about the NORMAL SAM/ANDY .. I want Ollie to make fun of him in public and I want him to give short sweet manly advice at the Penny over drinks. I want Ollie to want Sam to talk about Andy. I WANT IT SO BADLY!!! I want things like:
"Does Sarah know you have a girlfriend"
"she's not my girlfriend"
"say again?"
"haven't talked about it... " awkwardly sips his drink... shakes his head "and we're not 15"
Ollie sees Andy heading towards the bar: "Hey McNally... your boyfriends hammered"
She smirks at them both, orders then grabs her drink. As she heads back to the rookies table "yeah? well he can go home with you then" with a bratty smile she joins her friends.
"What the hell was that? I've had 1 drink"
Ollie clears his throat and stands up, pushing his empty glass away "Yeah and you're her boyfriend" claps Sam on the shoulder and puts some bills on the bar "see ya tomorrow brother"
And uh... then I'm thinking Sam would finish his drink and ask Andy if she's ready to go... then they'd have lots of sex (cuz being her boyfriend sort of really does it for him... even if he won't admit it. And she already know. It does it for her too.)
So... that happened. And I didn't mean for it to happen at ALL. That was like hypothetical fanfic... I like it. I can get my ideas out without all this expectation of it being like a legit story that makes sense. Cuz that's asking a lot of me.
Okay.. I'm attempting to learn about the world of screen caps and banner making... cuz I'm a closet photo editor/ manipulator so I'm really not with the times here. And there's new 3x01 fanfic to read which I'm REALLY excited about... loving that the fanfic will explode in celebration of the new season. So... see, I have priorities. haha. And I'm fried. I'm sure more things will come up that I just have to say but for now, I'm done. (Apologies for the non fanfic thing that happened above. haha)
Excuse me as I watch 3x01 for the millionth time and then pass out reading smutty fanfic :D
Thoughts on the premiere???