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I have a sore throat today. I plan to be better by tomorrow. I have important things to do. I also spilled coffee all over myself on the way to work. I should really keep a spare pair of pants in the office for such occasions. Luckily, no stains seem to have set and I have no meetings til 10, so no one has to see me with rather damp spots on my pants.