Tabloid
So I'm totally stealing this story from a friend of mine but it goes so well into the psycho 小姐 chronicles that I kinda can't resist sharing.
Apparently when your long-suffering boyfriend finally decides to break up with you the best way to get him back is to go to his office and have your nervous break down there. Cry, scream and generally beg him not to leave you.
Then if he still says "no" you wait a few days then go back to his work place but this time... armed with a kitchen knife! Not for him. Oh, no. Threaten to kill yourself (or severally injure works as well I suppose) if he leaves you.
I promise that this works just as well as the false rape accusation tactic.
*headdesk*
Apparently when your long-suffering boyfriend finally decides to break up with you the best way to get him back is to go to his office and have your nervous break down there. Cry, scream and generally beg him not to leave you.
Then if he still says "no" you wait a few days then go back to his work place but this time... armed with a kitchen knife! Not for him. Oh, no. Threaten to kill yourself (or severally injure works as well I suppose) if he leaves you.
I promise that this works just as well as the false rape accusation tactic.
*headdesk*