my family
mom: "Bush is supposed to be on Colbert tonight."
me: "really?!"
dad: "yeah. we'll record it."
me: "why would he be on? doesn't he have better things to do?"
them: ".....?"
LATER
dad: "just came down to record Colbert."
me: "is Bush really going to be on? they always just make fun of him..."
dad: "yes! we told you. that's why we're recording it."
A LITTLE LATER
Colbert: "and now our special guest.... RUSH!!"
me: ".....huh?"
me: "YOU TOLD ME IT WAS BUSH!!"
them: ".....what? it's obviously RUSH. why would Bush be on?"
me: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON."
me: "really?!"
dad: "yeah. we'll record it."
me: "why would he be on? doesn't he have better things to do?"
them: ".....?"
LATER
dad: "just came down to record Colbert."
me: "is Bush really going to be on? they always just make fun of him..."
dad: "yes! we told you. that's why we're recording it."
A LITTLE LATER
Colbert: "and now our special guest.... RUSH!!"
me: ".....huh?"
me: "YOU TOLD ME IT WAS BUSH!!"
them: ".....what? it's obviously RUSH. why would Bush be on?"
me: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON."