[glee] Hell-o
I'm kind of doing this inbetween other things so it's tweet-like.
"I feel like Lady Gaga." THIS LINE. I WANT KINK!PORN OF KURT DRESSED AS LADY GAGA.
lol slushies.
KJTGBELETHETIOEW NO. PRINCIPAL I HATE YOU.
Finn you suck at basketball. Leave that to the other stupid jock, Troy.
wait I know the answer to this: YOU MUST FIX YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS BEFORE YOU CAN BE GOOD AT BASKETBALL. always, HSM has taught me this.
I really want like. Will/Sue hatesex where Sue is fucking obsessed with Will's hair. BECAUSE SHE IS GDIT.
WHOA WHOA WHOA THIS EPISODE HAS IDINA IN IT?! why does no one tell me anything important. oh wait, I've been avoiding spoilers.
. . . /slowly writes Ryan/Kurt where Kurt always compulsively answers the phone "No she's dead, this is her son." and Ryan has to convince him that he doesn't give a fuck about Kurt's mother, only Kurt gdit why so much Ryan/Kurt?
Emma, baby? Never ever change. ilu so hard.
well no, it technically just means "stomach cutting."
jhlkgd "Because I think I'm dating Rachel." /slowly writes Finn/Kurt where Finn "thinks" he's dating Kurt and Kurt is COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS
and suddenly we are a musical. hurrah.
jhfethlewt BASKETBALL DURING MUSIC. HOLD WHILE I HAVE HSM FLASHBACKS. "TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!" okay I'm done now.
lol they're like. fucking the air.
Kurt you totally have a boner right now, don't you? Also: sudden need for Finn/Tina.
. . . LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS. Don't deny it, you two.
I need a fic from Rachel's pov where she just psycho-analyzes everyone and gets everything spot-on.
Lea you sound so bad. WHAT HAPPENED?!
ooo, hot guitar chick.
LOL KURT. HE'S JUST LIKE "OKAAAAAY NO RACHEL. I'M GOING TO SIT OVER HERE SO I CAN STARE AT FINN'S ASS. I mean. Be far away from you."
Mike. Mike Mike Mike Mike you may be my second favorite even though you never talk or anything just because YOU ARE SUCH A FAB DANCER.
. . . Child, you are a douchebag. STAY AWAY FROM MY RACHEL AND MY CITY.
hey we're suffering from "You Are the Music in Me" syndrome - WHOA HEY WHERE DID THOSE OTHER MUSICIANS COME FROM?!
Don't fall into the douchebag's trap, Rachel.
. . . LEEEEEEESBIAAAAAAAAAANS. but god, they are so means to Finn.
Does that make you a gay shark, Brittany?
Emma, baby? ilu so hard.
Rachel, honey? ULTERIOR MOTIVE ULTERIOR MOTIVE ULTERIOR MOTIVE. only Finn and Kurt like you with ulterior motives. even if Kurt doesn't like you that much.
HELLO IDINA. ARE YOU A RECURRING CHARACTER? PLEASE SAY SO.
fjhlkrwerhjw WILL DON'T DO IT.
hee. ilu Kurt.
/headcanons Kurt's motto to be "Everyone's replaceable."
oh, Glee. I'm one episode in and I already get to scream: I HATE WILL'S WIFE.
. . . okay maybe you're not such a douchebag stop being cute it's hard to hate you that way.
orrrrrr maybe he just likes the song? JUST A SUGGESTION.
FINN. STOP IT. STOP TURNING INTO TROY.
sgjl;kyjery "I DON'T GIVE UP THAT EASY." oh Glee, you give me such great lines to work with.
/shoves the Finn sandwich back together forcefully
Bonus! Why you should watch Glee:
hmm. I need an NPH tag.
"I feel like Lady Gaga." THIS LINE. I WANT KINK!PORN OF KURT DRESSED AS LADY GAGA.
lol slushies.
KJTGBELETHETIOEW NO. PRINCIPAL I HATE YOU.
Finn you suck at basketball. Leave that to the other stupid jock, Troy.
wait I know the answer to this: YOU MUST FIX YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS BEFORE YOU CAN BE GOOD AT BASKETBALL. always, HSM has taught me this.
I really want like. Will/Sue hatesex where Sue is fucking obsessed with Will's hair. BECAUSE SHE IS GDIT.
WHOA WHOA WHOA THIS EPISODE HAS IDINA IN IT?! why does no one tell me anything important. oh wait, I've been avoiding spoilers.
. . . /slowly writes Ryan/Kurt where Kurt always compulsively answers the phone "No she's dead, this is her son." and Ryan has to convince him that he doesn't give a fuck about Kurt's mother, only Kurt gdit why so much Ryan/Kurt?
Emma, baby? Never ever change. ilu so hard.
well no, it technically just means "stomach cutting."
jhlkgd "Because I think I'm dating Rachel." /slowly writes Finn/Kurt where Finn "thinks" he's dating Kurt and Kurt is COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS
and suddenly we are a musical. hurrah.
jhfethlewt BASKETBALL DURING MUSIC. HOLD WHILE I HAVE HSM FLASHBACKS. "TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!" okay I'm done now.
lol they're like. fucking the air.
Kurt you totally have a boner right now, don't you? Also: sudden need for Finn/Tina.
. . . LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS. Don't deny it, you two.
I need a fic from Rachel's pov where she just psycho-analyzes everyone and gets everything spot-on.
Lea you sound so bad. WHAT HAPPENED?!
ooo, hot guitar chick.
LOL KURT. HE'S JUST LIKE "OKAAAAAY NO RACHEL. I'M GOING TO SIT OVER HERE SO I CAN STARE AT FINN'S ASS. I mean. Be far away from you."
Mike. Mike Mike Mike Mike you may be my second favorite even though you never talk or anything just because YOU ARE SUCH A FAB DANCER.
. . . Child, you are a douchebag. STAY AWAY FROM MY RACHEL AND MY CITY.
hey we're suffering from "You Are the Music in Me" syndrome - WHOA HEY WHERE DID THOSE OTHER MUSICIANS COME FROM?!
Don't fall into the douchebag's trap, Rachel.
. . . LEEEEEEESBIAAAAAAAAAANS. but god, they are so means to Finn.
Does that make you a gay shark, Brittany?
Emma, baby? ilu so hard.
Rachel, honey? ULTERIOR MOTIVE ULTERIOR MOTIVE ULTERIOR MOTIVE. only Finn and Kurt like you with ulterior motives. even if Kurt doesn't like you that much.
HELLO IDINA. ARE YOU A RECURRING CHARACTER? PLEASE SAY SO.
fjhlkrwerhjw WILL DON'T DO IT.
hee. ilu Kurt.
/headcanons Kurt's motto to be "Everyone's replaceable."
oh, Glee. I'm one episode in and I already get to scream: I HATE WILL'S WIFE.
. . . okay maybe you're not such a douchebag stop being cute it's hard to hate you that way.
orrrrrr maybe he just likes the song? JUST A SUGGESTION.
FINN. STOP IT. STOP TURNING INTO TROY.
sgjl;kyjery "I DON'T GIVE UP THAT EASY." oh Glee, you give me such great lines to work with.
/shoves the Finn sandwich back together forcefully
Bonus! Why you should watch Glee:
hmm. I need an NPH tag.