[fanfiction] Of Airships&Flying Circuses
Fandom/Pairings: High School Musical; Chad/Ryan with some minor Troy/Gabriella
Rating: PG-13 only for somewhat excessive swearing.
Pre-Notes: For roseclaw, who requested steampunk!HSM. I think I mostly failed on that account but hey. I tried. AT LEAST IT'S LONG, RIGHT?
Disclaimer: I have these cute HSM sunglasses, but I still don't own it.
Summary: As far ( Read more... )
Rating: PG-13 only for somewhat excessive swearing.
Pre-Notes: For roseclaw, who requested steampunk!HSM. I think I mostly failed on that account but hey. I tried. AT LEAST IT'S LONG, RIGHT?
Disclaimer: I have these cute HSM sunglasses, but I still don't own it.
Summary: As far ( Read more... )
because he's a dumbass and his ray gun is probably back in his room.
Yes. This. Oh, Troy.
“I will shoot you dead, dude. Tell me because I really hate killing people.”
WHY DID I LAUGH.
But they're all pretty much dumbasses and Chad knows this, so he's really not all that surprised when they pick up a teeny-tiny little girl with weird facial markings and sparkly makeup wearing clothing as elegant as Ryan's.
KELSIIIIIIIIIIII. She's not that tiny! XD
“Hey, Chad, my man! Ryan! Are you-whoa. Hey, pretty lass, what's your name? You are one fine piece of craftsmanship.”
Kelsi gives him a look halfway between disgusted and startled, “I don't tell my name to powder monkeys.”
“Don't be like that! My name's Jimmie.”
“It's nice to meet you, Jimmie, but I really don't-“
“Dude,” Chad sighs, “she doesn't want to tell you. What have I told you about how to talk to girls?”
“Uh. Not to be forward and to always be polite.”
“If you remember, then why do you never take my advice?”
“Hey! I got my own way with the ladies. They line up to get a piece of Jimmie Zara.”
kjsdflsd. CRYING. god I had to quote the whole thing, it's perfect. ROCKETMAN IS MY FAVORITE. one fine piece of craftsmanship, asldfjslfsd. IT JUST MAKES ME THINK OF "BOY, THAT MARY LANE IS ONE SLINKY PIECE OF HOMEWORK." And I don't tell my name to powder monkeys, skldjs hahahaha.
Chad is okay with that-in his opinion, the guy is a decent guy and besides, he's a guy who knows that if he does so much as talk to Taylor in the wrong tone of voice then he's got the crew of the S.S Brownball on his ass faster than he can say sorry. Chad especially, because Taylor is like the sister he never had and he doesn't like seeing her upset. She can take care of herself, because everyone on the crew of the S.S. Brownball can but a lot of their actual strength comes from being able to support each other. It's part of what makes the Wildcats a ship crew and not a pirate crew.
This. This right here. Yes. And that is what I love about them, they're so stupidly nakama and brotherly feelings for Taylor d'awwwww. THIS IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT PIRATES. AND WILDCATS. WHAT TEAM.
Troy-level stupidity
INDEED.
“Honestly, Chad. Can't you keep Troy out of trouble for one run? Just one run, that's all I'm asking for!”
Sorry, Tay. THIS IS AN IMPOSSIBLE THING YOU ASK.
Taylor walks to the head of the table and clears her throat, which is a sound that everyone on the crew of the S.S. Brownball is afraid of. They all stop moving and try to breathe as little as possible, lest it upset Taylor.
Yes. FEAR. God, I love Taylor.
by the Wildcat Code, brought them into the Wildcat family temporarily.
HAHAHAHAHA. ♥
Ryan mumbles something that may be a yes or a death threat. It's a little hard to tell.
/cackles
“So,” Jason says, “what's the plan of attack?"
Did I mention how I love relatively-competent!Jason? That's why Rocketman is so useful, he diverts the stupid and makes Jason look much smarter by comparison.
Chad checks just about every component of the plan eight or nine times until Kelsi finally smacks him on the head with her little tuning fork and peers at it before pronouncing him insane with a little smile.
TUNING FORK, HEE.
I'm going to confess to really liking the whole bit about everyone's weapons. /nerd
“What are you going to do to me missy? Wet my shoes with your tears?”
/cough needs a comma in there cough
THIS WAS LOVELY. And not very steampunk but it's okay. You should have talked to Teal, she's the pinstripes-and-goggles one around here. XD
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Because you know Chad is totally trying to be smooth and failing.
KELSIIIIIIIIIIII. She's not that tiny! XD
Yes she is if she's like five feet tall and Chad's like 5'10"-ish.
AND WILDCATS. WHAT TEAM.
WILDCATS!
HAHAHAHAHA. ♥
You know Gabriella wrote down rules for the Wildcats in her neat, precise handwriting and made everyone a copy because she's Gabriella and if you don't respect Gabriella, there's going to be welts on the backs of your legs from her bullwhip. So everyone respects the Wildcat Code.
I'm going to confess to really liking the whole bit about everyone's weapons. /nerd
I'm going to confess that I actually sat there and went "OKAY LET'S PLAN THIS SHIT OUT man I could have this shit be anything I want let's go to town."
/cough needs a comma in there cough
Technically it doesn't need a comma if there wasn't a significant pause and I made that call but. /sighs and sticks a comma in there for your stupid grammar nazi self
Talked to Teal and said what. "TEAL I NEED TO WRITE ABOUT A STEAMPUNK BASKETBALL TEAM. WHAT DO I DO." Yeah no that's a disaster conversation waiting to happen. I'll stick to my own brand of blending shit together, thank you very much.
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