.... I blame this on my brother.
-coughs- The words "pure crack" come to mind. I am embarassed to unleash this on the world, but I must. Partially because if the word document stays on my harddrive it might infect my computer with- wait, my computer is already infected with yaoi. Oh damn... -.-U
Oh... And like hell I own Ouran. We all know that if I owned it, Hikaru and Kaoru would be the main characters! >) Oh, not that I don't like Haruhi and Tamaki, but... Well, Hikaru and Kaoru have red hair! ^_^U
Anyway, inspired by this and old, messed-up VHS tapes (oh yes, I still own VHS tapes!), I present you with Tamaki is Confused. -runs away and hides-
Tamaki, for all he acted like a spazzball, was very smart. Kyouya, for all he acted like ice, did have a heart. After all, he wasn't recruited by Orgy13 in KHII... Was he? He could be that emo bitch with the blue hair in disguise... Err... Sexynon? Something like that. That's irrelevant to this story... Let's start over.
Tamaki and Kyouya, for all it is worth, spend a lot of time together. Which is why Kyouya has a notebook filled with blackmail bits on Tamaki... Shhh, Tama-chan doesn't know! Uh, back to the story... Again.
Tamaki pays a lot of attention to Kyouya and can tell exactly when something is just a little off. So when Kyouya takes slight interest in the less fiery twin, Tamaki smiles just a little. Every prince deserves a princess, be it a real princess or a princess in drag.
Tamaki, of course, didn't think it was all that strange that Kaoru followed Kyouya home one day. Until he heard a crash in the hallway and sped out there only to be confronted by a horror-stricken Kyouya, Kaoru and a girl sprawled out on the floor. Tamaki was really thankful that she was wearing pants, considering the position she was in on the floor. She go up, dusted herself off and Kaoru made the mistake of asking a question.
“Who the hell are you? You're not even wearing the school uniform!”
A evil grin, “Me? I'M A FANGIRL! Specifically, a fangirl named Leila-mei who is here to prove something to my DISBELIEVEING FRIEND!”
Tamaki then looked in the direction that the girl was making faces at. It was a shadowy area and there didn't seem to be anyone there. Until a very annoyed girl stepped out of the shadows and returned the faces that this girl, Leila-mei, was making at her. And Kaoru pointed and made unintelligible noises. The new girl stopped and turned to look at Kaoru.
“Oi. You're the one that ended up in my dorm. Where's your brother?”
Tamaki was confused. Kaoru knew this... This... Commoner? And visited her dwelling? This was preposterous! This was-
“You're that crazy girl with the fruit loops*! GAH! STAY AWAY!”
The first girl cleared her throat, “Can I please get on with my lesson?”
Kaoru looked frightened, “Don't tell me that you're as crazy as she is. Please... Dear god... No...”
The first girl grinned, “Are you frightened?”
“I... I...” Kaoru stammered, “I most certainly am not!”
She shrugged, “I'm going to sing the song anyways.”
The second girl interrupted, “... I'm not helping you. Oh no, not for that song.”
Tamaki was more confused than any one person should be. It didn't matter, the girl cleared her throat and started singing, just like she said she would. Her friend leaned against the wall and looked irritated. Except she was very good at it.
“You were lying in your bed, you were feeling kind of sleepy. But you couldn't close your eyes because the room was getting creepy. Were those eyeballs in the closet? Was that Godzilla in the hall? There was something big and hairy casting shadows on the wall. Now your heart is beating like a drum, your skin is getting clammy. There's a hundred tiny monsters jumping right into you jammies!”
The girl on the wall sighed, “What are you going to do?”
Kyouya pulled out his cellphone, “I'm going to call the police.”
The sinnger-girl somehow took the cellphone without touching it, “No, no, no... You don't need to DO anything.”
Kyouya sighed, “Kindly return my phone. Hey girl! Leila-mei!”
Kaoru went over to the girl on the wall, “Why are you here again?”
She shrugged and pointed to Leila-mei, “She wanted to come. I had o follow and make sure she didn't hurt herself or something. I think she had a little too much sugar.”
Tamaki was trying to sort the entire mess out when the girl started singing. Again.
“God is bigger than the boogie man! He's bigger than Godzilla, or the monsters on TV. Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man. And He's watching out for you and me!”
Kyouya pushed his glasses up father, “I don't get it.”
Tamaki marveled as the girl pouted. With technique like that... Wait, what was she doing to Kyouya? Why was she taking him over to the window? Really... What in the world was going on?!
Leila-mei pointed, “What do you see up there?”
Kyouya sighed, “I have no idea what this has to do with anything... But if you must know, I see curtains.”
The girl shook her head, “I mean the clouds. Isn't it fascinating? God just went “SPLOOT!” and they were there!”
The other girl tugged on Leila-mei's arm, “Let's go. Matt promised me something and I need it.”
Tamaki watched as the other girl apologized to Kaoru and slipped something into his hand. She then walked over to Kyouya and sighed heavily.
“I'm terribly sorry to ruin your afternoon,” she bowed and Tamaki could swear he saw her wink at Kyouya, “make sure to protect yourself.”
Kyouya gave her a ghost of a smile, “Hey. At least I’m getting laid tonight.”
“I hope your evening is enjoyable. Sorry, but I must whisk Leila-mei away before she hurts someone... Or thing. Oh,” she mumbled something and produced Kyouya's cellphone out of nowhere, “I believe this belongs to you.”
Kyouya took it from her, “If you ever need a job, the Host Club will welcome you and the services you can provide.”
She laughed, “I have no intention of entertaining women for a living. Theatre is my calling.”
Tamaki blinked and the two girls were gone. He almost wondered if it was all a dream... But then the rest of the Host Club ran out in time to see Kaoru blushing like mad and Kyouya making a note. It was almost like a dream, but somehow... Tamaki didn't really want to think about it anymore.
* If you've never seen this before, save yourself. That piece of work is twice as cracked-headed as this. Maybe even thrice. Bonus points if you know VHS tape I was watching! XD
Oh... And like hell I own Ouran. We all know that if I owned it, Hikaru and Kaoru would be the main characters! >) Oh, not that I don't like Haruhi and Tamaki, but... Well, Hikaru and Kaoru have red hair! ^_^U
Anyway, inspired by this and old, messed-up VHS tapes (oh yes, I still own VHS tapes!), I present you with Tamaki is Confused. -runs away and hides-
Tamaki, for all he acted like a spazzball, was very smart. Kyouya, for all he acted like ice, did have a heart. After all, he wasn't recruited by Orgy13 in KHII... Was he? He could be that emo bitch with the blue hair in disguise... Err... Sexynon? Something like that. That's irrelevant to this story... Let's start over.
Tamaki and Kyouya, for all it is worth, spend a lot of time together. Which is why Kyouya has a notebook filled with blackmail bits on Tamaki... Shhh, Tama-chan doesn't know! Uh, back to the story... Again.
Tamaki pays a lot of attention to Kyouya and can tell exactly when something is just a little off. So when Kyouya takes slight interest in the less fiery twin, Tamaki smiles just a little. Every prince deserves a princess, be it a real princess or a princess in drag.
Tamaki, of course, didn't think it was all that strange that Kaoru followed Kyouya home one day. Until he heard a crash in the hallway and sped out there only to be confronted by a horror-stricken Kyouya, Kaoru and a girl sprawled out on the floor. Tamaki was really thankful that she was wearing pants, considering the position she was in on the floor. She go up, dusted herself off and Kaoru made the mistake of asking a question.
“Who the hell are you? You're not even wearing the school uniform!”
A evil grin, “Me? I'M A FANGIRL! Specifically, a fangirl named Leila-mei who is here to prove something to my DISBELIEVEING FRIEND!”
Tamaki then looked in the direction that the girl was making faces at. It was a shadowy area and there didn't seem to be anyone there. Until a very annoyed girl stepped out of the shadows and returned the faces that this girl, Leila-mei, was making at her. And Kaoru pointed and made unintelligible noises. The new girl stopped and turned to look at Kaoru.
“Oi. You're the one that ended up in my dorm. Where's your brother?”
Tamaki was confused. Kaoru knew this... This... Commoner? And visited her dwelling? This was preposterous! This was-
“You're that crazy girl with the fruit loops*! GAH! STAY AWAY!”
The first girl cleared her throat, “Can I please get on with my lesson?”
Kaoru looked frightened, “Don't tell me that you're as crazy as she is. Please... Dear god... No...”
The first girl grinned, “Are you frightened?”
“I... I...” Kaoru stammered, “I most certainly am not!”
She shrugged, “I'm going to sing the song anyways.”
The second girl interrupted, “... I'm not helping you. Oh no, not for that song.”
Tamaki was more confused than any one person should be. It didn't matter, the girl cleared her throat and started singing, just like she said she would. Her friend leaned against the wall and looked irritated. Except she was very good at it.
“You were lying in your bed, you were feeling kind of sleepy. But you couldn't close your eyes because the room was getting creepy. Were those eyeballs in the closet? Was that Godzilla in the hall? There was something big and hairy casting shadows on the wall. Now your heart is beating like a drum, your skin is getting clammy. There's a hundred tiny monsters jumping right into you jammies!”
The girl on the wall sighed, “What are you going to do?”
Kyouya pulled out his cellphone, “I'm going to call the police.”
The sinnger-girl somehow took the cellphone without touching it, “No, no, no... You don't need to DO anything.”
Kyouya sighed, “Kindly return my phone. Hey girl! Leila-mei!”
Kaoru went over to the girl on the wall, “Why are you here again?”
She shrugged and pointed to Leila-mei, “She wanted to come. I had o follow and make sure she didn't hurt herself or something. I think she had a little too much sugar.”
Tamaki was trying to sort the entire mess out when the girl started singing. Again.
“God is bigger than the boogie man! He's bigger than Godzilla, or the monsters on TV. Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man. And He's watching out for you and me!”
Kyouya pushed his glasses up father, “I don't get it.”
Tamaki marveled as the girl pouted. With technique like that... Wait, what was she doing to Kyouya? Why was she taking him over to the window? Really... What in the world was going on?!
Leila-mei pointed, “What do you see up there?”
Kyouya sighed, “I have no idea what this has to do with anything... But if you must know, I see curtains.”
The girl shook her head, “I mean the clouds. Isn't it fascinating? God just went “SPLOOT!” and they were there!”
The other girl tugged on Leila-mei's arm, “Let's go. Matt promised me something and I need it.”
Tamaki watched as the other girl apologized to Kaoru and slipped something into his hand. She then walked over to Kyouya and sighed heavily.
“I'm terribly sorry to ruin your afternoon,” she bowed and Tamaki could swear he saw her wink at Kyouya, “make sure to protect yourself.”
Kyouya gave her a ghost of a smile, “Hey. At least I’m getting laid tonight.”
“I hope your evening is enjoyable. Sorry, but I must whisk Leila-mei away before she hurts someone... Or thing. Oh,” she mumbled something and produced Kyouya's cellphone out of nowhere, “I believe this belongs to you.”
Kyouya took it from her, “If you ever need a job, the Host Club will welcome you and the services you can provide.”
She laughed, “I have no intention of entertaining women for a living. Theatre is my calling.”
Tamaki blinked and the two girls were gone. He almost wondered if it was all a dream... But then the rest of the Host Club ran out in time to see Kaoru blushing like mad and Kyouya making a note. It was almost like a dream, but somehow... Tamaki didn't really want to think about it anymore.
* If you've never seen this before, save yourself. That piece of work is twice as cracked-headed as this. Maybe even thrice. Bonus points if you know VHS tape I was watching! XD