[fanfiction] Babysitting
I slept through five alarms and my class. Today sucks ass.
Fandom/Pairings: The World Ends With You; Shiki/Shooter platonic love
Rating: G. :D
Pre-Notes: This is what we call “Reili can't even and Camp Dazzle isn't done yet.”
Disclaimer: No. AD would have been the real story if I did.
Summary: A bunch of sentences about Shiki babysitting Shooter stop looking at me like that.
----Babysitting
“Hi Shooter! How are you today?”
#01 - Air
“But Godzilla would need huge wings to get the lift needed for him to fly, Shooter.”
#02 - Apples
“I don't care if you don't want to eat them, Shooter, they're good for you!”
#03 - Beginning
“Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princes . . .”
#04 - Bugs
“That's um, that's nice Shooter-now go put him back in the garden.”
#05 - Coffee
“No, I am not walking you all the way to WildKat just so you can have a drink that isn't even good for you!”
#06 - Dark
“Shooter, there isn't any reason to be afraid of the dark.”
#07 - Despair
“Shooter you don't understand-they were out of the skirt I wanted!”
#08 - Doors
“Yes, it's polite to hold open doors for other people.”
#09 - Drink
“Why don't we go over to your grandfather's and get Red Vipers instead?”
#10 - Duty
“Shooter, I have you watch you-you can't just run off like that!”
#11 - Earth
“No, that's wrong Shooter-Earth is the third planet from the sun.”
#12 - End
“And they lived happily ever after.”
#13 - Fall
“Oh Shooter, be careful-I don't want you to fall off.”
#14 - Fire
“No Shooter, your mother said you can't be near the stove.”
#15 - Flexible
“Okay, we can watch another one but after that you're going to bed.”
#16 - Flying
“Don't be scared, Shooter, being on an aeroplane is just like being in a car.”
#17 - Food
“Do you want ramen or tonkatsu for dinner, Shooter?”
#18 - Foot
“I'm only a foot taller than you, silly.”
#19 - Grave
“Do you want to take flowers to her today, Shooter?”
#20 - Green
“Green is my favourite colour, Shooter.”
#21 - Head
“Oh, did you hit your head?”
#22 - Hollow
“Shooter, get out of the tree hollow-you don't know what's been in there!”
#23 - Honour
“Even if you just got an honourable mention, that's still great, Shooter!”
#24 - Hope
“I hope I can too, Shooter.”
#25 - Light
“Do you want me to turn off the lights or should we watch it with the lights on?”
#26 - Lost
“Shooter-Shooter where are you?!”
#27 - Metal
“Oh, you beat me at Tin Pin again-you're really getting good at this.”
#28 - New
“Oh my god, you got the new pins?”
#29 - Old
“Do you want to look through my old pins for some you like?”
#30 - Peace
“Shooter, Yammer, stop fighting!”
#31 - Poison
“Ugh, it tastes like poison-how do you drink these, Shooter?”
#32 - Pretty
“You really think I'm pretty, Shooter?”
#33 - Rain
“Oh, it's raining outside-I guess we won't be able to go to the park.”
#34 - Regret
“No, I don't regret having to spend the day with you at all!”
#35 - Roses
“You got me roses-how sweet!”
#36 - Secret
“Okay, Shooter, I can keep a secret.”
#37 - Snakes
“Some snakes eat the old skin after they shed it-but most don't.”
#38 - Snow
“Oh, look Shooter, it's snowing outside.”
#39 - Solid
“Oh my god, it's frozen solid Shooter-what are we going to do?”
#40 - Spring
“Look at all the flowers, aren't they pretty?”
#41 - Stable
“I went horseback riding once-those stables are stinky!”
#42 - Strange
“You're so strange sometimes, Shooter.”
#43 - Summer
“It's summer vacation, what do you want to do?”
#44 - Taboo
“Oh, not that game again!”
#45 - Ugly
“I know it's a good pin, but it's just so ugly!”
#46 - War
“Which war are you learning about, Shooter?”
#47 - Water
“Do you need a cup of water?”
#48 - Welcome
“Welcome back, Shooter-I have to tell you about the Tin Pin battle I had with Yammer.”
#49 - Winter
“It's so cold-how can you only wear that, don't you want a jacket?!”
#50 - Wood
“Yup, they cut down the trees and grind them up, mix it with water to make pulp and then they spread that out to make paper.”
Fandom/Pairings: The World Ends With You; Shiki/Shooter platonic love
Rating: G. :D
Pre-Notes: This is what we call “Reili can't even and Camp Dazzle isn't done yet.”
Disclaimer: No. AD would have been the real story if I did.
Summary: A bunch of sentences about Shiki babysitting Shooter stop looking at me like that.
----Babysitting
“Hi Shooter! How are you today?”
#01 - Air
“But Godzilla would need huge wings to get the lift needed for him to fly, Shooter.”
#02 - Apples
“I don't care if you don't want to eat them, Shooter, they're good for you!”
#03 - Beginning
“Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princes . . .”
#04 - Bugs
“That's um, that's nice Shooter-now go put him back in the garden.”
#05 - Coffee
“No, I am not walking you all the way to WildKat just so you can have a drink that isn't even good for you!”
#06 - Dark
“Shooter, there isn't any reason to be afraid of the dark.”
#07 - Despair
“Shooter you don't understand-they were out of the skirt I wanted!”
#08 - Doors
“Yes, it's polite to hold open doors for other people.”
#09 - Drink
“Why don't we go over to your grandfather's and get Red Vipers instead?”
#10 - Duty
“Shooter, I have you watch you-you can't just run off like that!”
#11 - Earth
“No, that's wrong Shooter-Earth is the third planet from the sun.”
#12 - End
“And they lived happily ever after.”
#13 - Fall
“Oh Shooter, be careful-I don't want you to fall off.”
#14 - Fire
“No Shooter, your mother said you can't be near the stove.”
#15 - Flexible
“Okay, we can watch another one but after that you're going to bed.”
#16 - Flying
“Don't be scared, Shooter, being on an aeroplane is just like being in a car.”
#17 - Food
“Do you want ramen or tonkatsu for dinner, Shooter?”
#18 - Foot
“I'm only a foot taller than you, silly.”
#19 - Grave
“Do you want to take flowers to her today, Shooter?”
#20 - Green
“Green is my favourite colour, Shooter.”
#21 - Head
“Oh, did you hit your head?”
#22 - Hollow
“Shooter, get out of the tree hollow-you don't know what's been in there!”
#23 - Honour
“Even if you just got an honourable mention, that's still great, Shooter!”
#24 - Hope
“I hope I can too, Shooter.”
#25 - Light
“Do you want me to turn off the lights or should we watch it with the lights on?”
#26 - Lost
“Shooter-Shooter where are you?!”
#27 - Metal
“Oh, you beat me at Tin Pin again-you're really getting good at this.”
#28 - New
“Oh my god, you got the new pins?”
#29 - Old
“Do you want to look through my old pins for some you like?”
#30 - Peace
“Shooter, Yammer, stop fighting!”
#31 - Poison
“Ugh, it tastes like poison-how do you drink these, Shooter?”
#32 - Pretty
“You really think I'm pretty, Shooter?”
#33 - Rain
“Oh, it's raining outside-I guess we won't be able to go to the park.”
#34 - Regret
“No, I don't regret having to spend the day with you at all!”
#35 - Roses
“You got me roses-how sweet!”
#36 - Secret
“Okay, Shooter, I can keep a secret.”
#37 - Snakes
“Some snakes eat the old skin after they shed it-but most don't.”
#38 - Snow
“Oh, look Shooter, it's snowing outside.”
#39 - Solid
“Oh my god, it's frozen solid Shooter-what are we going to do?”
#40 - Spring
“Look at all the flowers, aren't they pretty?”
#41 - Stable
“I went horseback riding once-those stables are stinky!”
#42 - Strange
“You're so strange sometimes, Shooter.”
#43 - Summer
“It's summer vacation, what do you want to do?”
#44 - Taboo
“Oh, not that game again!”
#45 - Ugly
“I know it's a good pin, but it's just so ugly!”
#46 - War
“Which war are you learning about, Shooter?”
#47 - Water
“Do you need a cup of water?”
#48 - Welcome
“Welcome back, Shooter-I have to tell you about the Tin Pin battle I had with Yammer.”
#49 - Winter
“It's so cold-how can you only wear that, don't you want a jacket?!”
#50 - Wood
“Yup, they cut down the trees and grind them up, mix it with water to make pulp and then they spread that out to make paper.”