[fanfiction] Underskirts

[kisforkurama]

Midterms suck. Another two-day fic because it's just that awesome.

Fandom/Pairings: High School Musical; Ryan/Chad
Rating: R, because Eggo wanted guys in ballgowns being sucked off.
Pre-Notes: Because I'm getting Milo/Myde for this shit. Also of note is that this exists in a princes/princesses AU I have not finished yet. :] For my supernova girl, 1st_eggokage

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[1st_eggokage]

I.

You.

Oh my god.

/SCREAMS

ALSKDJFKLSFJSD YOU ACTUALLY DID IT OH GOD

Ryan was always in fashion whether or not he was dressing for the appropriate gender
OF COURSE HE IS, OF COURSE

fluttering kisses alksdjfsldks /purrs

“Ryan,” she said steadily, “you had better not have caught that awful plague that is going around.”
"Because so help me God, if you get sick I am not going to get anywhere near you until you are completely and totally well again. Do you know what having the flu does to my complexion, Ryan? Do you?!"

Ryan had always been loud in bed and before this whole situation started, Chad had smirked deviously and leaned in close to whisper in Ryan: “Can you be quiet?”
NO. NO, HE CANNOT, AND CHAD YOU ARE SNEAKY AND WONDERFUL AND HAVE AWESOME IDEAS

sldkjfs and he swallows too, RYAN YOU SERIOUSLY LUCKED OUT WITH THIS ONE

pfffffft and Shar being all GOD YOU GUYS ARE GROSS, DO NOT WANT TO SEE MY BROTHER MAKING OUT WITH HIS BOYFRIEND KTHX.

-!!!! OH GOD AND YOU'RE EVEN LISTENING TO OUR SONG, SLKDFJSDLK

...really though,

[kisforkurama]

WHERE IS MY MYDE/MILO?

[1st_eggokage]

JUST LET ME FINISH MY COLLEGE APPS FIRST. AND ALL THE WORK I MISSED WHILE I WAS OUT SICK.

[kisforkurama]

What is work man.

You don't know work until you haven't eaten anything past cookies for four days putting together your portfolio or stayed up all night working on a midterm that should die a horrible death.

No seriously. Art college is like four times as hard as regular college. No one else can be like "OH FUCK MY LIFE. I PRINTED THIS BACKWARDS. -sob- It's due in three hours. Why me life."

[1st_eggokage]

IGNORE HOW RETARDED THOSE SPARKLES ARE, IT IS JUST MORE PROOF THAT I AM SHIT AT HTML AND EVEN WORSE AT TELLING WHICH BUTTON IS PREVIEW COMMENT.

[kisforkurama]

Also: seriously that song came on just as I was about to post. Double also: the swallowing is more out of necessity than anything, you know.

[1st_eggokage]

It is just proof of our ~love~. Or something.

Yes, but still. ♥

[kisforkurama]

♥

[1st_eggokage]

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SPARKLES CAN CONVEY ANYWAY.

[kisforkurama]

PS: only story where Chad > Ryan. What does that say about me.

[1st_eggokage]

It says that... idk. That crossdressing blowjobs are hot and more people should write them.

[lil_1337]

That was so many shades of wrong! I loved it! Hilarious and messed up is my favorite kind of porn.

[kisforkurama]

I'm glad you liked it! I always kind of worry if I'm making a situation too ridiculous or not and with this one in particular, it would have been very easy to cross that line. Hilarious and messed up has always been my favourite kind of porn, though, so I keep writing it.

[thesillymoose]

this. yes. this.

yes yes.
this.

[kisforkurama]

http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv97/aiplusyou/hsm2_000.jpg

Who needs photoshop when you've got that?

[thesillymoose]

EXACTLY :DDD <3 <3 <3

(ALSO, WHY ARE WE NOT YET FRIENDS ON LJ. /FIXES THIS)

[kisforkurama]

lol just warning you I am currently flooding with entries until I collapse of writing.

/also fixes