[fanfiction] Stupid Crossovers
I didn't finish what I wanted to post, so you can have some misc. Transformers horribleness - in case you've forgotten how horrible they are if you've seen them before, obviously.
Fandom/Pairings: Transformers; people. You don't want to know.
Rating: S for Stupid. [PG at worst]
Pre-Notes: Sometimes, I ask people for character and Disney movies. And then I cross shit over. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T GIVE ME NICE THINGS.
Disclaimer: No, because this is the kind of shit the world would have to deal with.
Summary: Don't give Reili nice things. She turns them horrible.
----Stupid Crossovers
Or: What I Do in My Spare Time
1. Starscream/Soundwave; The Lion King
Soundwave sighed. Starscream was on one of his rants about how eventually, he would rule over all of Cybertron.
"Once my father, Megatron dies, I will have all of Cybertron to myself and the people will obey me as they have never obeyed my father because I, clearly, am far more awesome than him. I will be a much greater ruler than he ever was - I can just feel it in my circuits!”
"ERROR: YOU ARE NOT YET KING."
Starscream fixed Soundwave with a ominous (but cute) glare, "Kings don't need advice from lowly science officers."
"REQUESTING: DATA TO BACK UP THIS CLAIM."
Starscream rolled his eyes and turned to Blackarachnia. She was waxing her chassis, but she looked up for a second.
"You're not king yet, Starscream. But you know I'll be right behind you when you do become king."
Starscream smiled slightly at that, "See? I'll replace you with Blackarachnia! It's that simple."
Soundwave shook his head. Hadn't Starscream realised that all his plans failed yet?
2. Starscream/Skyfire; High School Musical
Starscream regarded the bot (he vaguely remembered that the bot's name was Skyfire) carefully. Currently, he was an autobot, but alliances change quickly and this one seemed strangely out of place with all the other autobots. That, however, had no bearing on his energon toss skills.
"Have you ever played before?"
Skyfire smirked, "A little."
----
Skyfire, Starscream concluded, was a slaggin' liar. He had to have played energon toss more than "a little." No one got that good by playing "a little."
3. Optimus/Blackarachnia/Sentinel; Enchanted
Optimus awoke to sunlight on his eyes and the sounds of Dinobots chattering. He smiled as he stretched - he had just woken from the most wonderful dream about a beautiful robot with blue eyes and strong servos . . . And Optimus feared he was going to forget what he had just seen, so he stood at the window and held a servo to his mouth.
"Dinobots, transform and roll out!"
Within minutes, there were a plethora of Dinobots in his living room helping him to construct a model of the beautiful man from his dreams. He had almost finished when there was a terrible rumbling in the ground. A large eye appeared in his window and Optimus gasped. It was Megatron, the horrible troll of the East!
"Pretty autobot for lunch. Megatron hungry!"
"Dinobots, help me chase Megatron away. I can't let him eat me!"
The Dinobots happily helped Optimus fight off Megatron, but they were too weak. Megatron picked up Optimus and carried him off. Optimus struggled, but he could not get free.
Suddenly, there was a rallying cry from somewhere nearby. Optimus gasped again - it was the beautiful robot from his dream in vehicle mode! The robot defeated Megatron and caught Optimus just as he was about to crash into the ground.
Optimus was lovestruck. The robot, apparently, was lovestruck too.
"What is your name, autobot?"
"I am Optimus Prime. What's your name?"
"Sentinel Prime. I think I love you."
"I think I love you too."
"Then let's get married in the morning!"
"Okay."
So Optimus got the Dinobots to help him make a wedding dress and the next morning he travelled to the castle in order to be wed to Sentinel. A strange woman stopped him before he could get there though.
"I don't have time, sorry. I'm about to be married!"
"Married? That's wonderful! There is a fountain here that grants wishes to those that are about to be married."
"Really?"
"Yes, come this way."
The woman led him to a well. it was a beautiful well, filled with clean and clear water. Optimus closed his eyes and wished that he would have a happy marriage. The lady pushed him into the well.
Fandom/Pairings: Transformers; people. You don't want to know.
Rating: S for Stupid. [PG at worst]
Pre-Notes: Sometimes, I ask people for character and Disney movies. And then I cross shit over. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T GIVE ME NICE THINGS.
Disclaimer: No, because this is the kind of shit the world would have to deal with.
Summary: Don't give Reili nice things. She turns them horrible.
----Stupid Crossovers
Or: What I Do in My Spare Time
1. Starscream/Soundwave; The Lion King
Soundwave sighed. Starscream was on one of his rants about how eventually, he would rule over all of Cybertron.
"Once my father, Megatron dies, I will have all of Cybertron to myself and the people will obey me as they have never obeyed my father because I, clearly, am far more awesome than him. I will be a much greater ruler than he ever was - I can just feel it in my circuits!”
"ERROR: YOU ARE NOT YET KING."
Starscream fixed Soundwave with a ominous (but cute) glare, "Kings don't need advice from lowly science officers."
"REQUESTING: DATA TO BACK UP THIS CLAIM."
Starscream rolled his eyes and turned to Blackarachnia. She was waxing her chassis, but she looked up for a second.
"You're not king yet, Starscream. But you know I'll be right behind you when you do become king."
Starscream smiled slightly at that, "See? I'll replace you with Blackarachnia! It's that simple."
Soundwave shook his head. Hadn't Starscream realised that all his plans failed yet?
2. Starscream/Skyfire; High School Musical
Starscream regarded the bot (he vaguely remembered that the bot's name was Skyfire) carefully. Currently, he was an autobot, but alliances change quickly and this one seemed strangely out of place with all the other autobots. That, however, had no bearing on his energon toss skills.
"Have you ever played before?"
Skyfire smirked, "A little."
----
Skyfire, Starscream concluded, was a slaggin' liar. He had to have played energon toss more than "a little." No one got that good by playing "a little."
3. Optimus/Blackarachnia/Sentinel; Enchanted
Optimus awoke to sunlight on his eyes and the sounds of Dinobots chattering. He smiled as he stretched - he had just woken from the most wonderful dream about a beautiful robot with blue eyes and strong servos . . . And Optimus feared he was going to forget what he had just seen, so he stood at the window and held a servo to his mouth.
"Dinobots, transform and roll out!"
Within minutes, there were a plethora of Dinobots in his living room helping him to construct a model of the beautiful man from his dreams. He had almost finished when there was a terrible rumbling in the ground. A large eye appeared in his window and Optimus gasped. It was Megatron, the horrible troll of the East!
"Pretty autobot for lunch. Megatron hungry!"
"Dinobots, help me chase Megatron away. I can't let him eat me!"
The Dinobots happily helped Optimus fight off Megatron, but they were too weak. Megatron picked up Optimus and carried him off. Optimus struggled, but he could not get free.
Suddenly, there was a rallying cry from somewhere nearby. Optimus gasped again - it was the beautiful robot from his dream in vehicle mode! The robot defeated Megatron and caught Optimus just as he was about to crash into the ground.
Optimus was lovestruck. The robot, apparently, was lovestruck too.
"What is your name, autobot?"
"I am Optimus Prime. What's your name?"
"Sentinel Prime. I think I love you."
"I think I love you too."
"Then let's get married in the morning!"
"Okay."
So Optimus got the Dinobots to help him make a wedding dress and the next morning he travelled to the castle in order to be wed to Sentinel. A strange woman stopped him before he could get there though.
"I don't have time, sorry. I'm about to be married!"
"Married? That's wonderful! There is a fountain here that grants wishes to those that are about to be married."
"Really?"
"Yes, come this way."
The woman led him to a well. it was a beautiful well, filled with clean and clear water. Optimus closed his eyes and wished that he would have a happy marriage. The lady pushed him into the well.