[D@tM] Merlin S2 E1 - 10
365 Gay Sharks
Day 362, Word Count: 1418
Theme: December; Faith, Trust and Pixie Dust
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Night Daytime at the Movies with Reili
Reposted from my twitter where I was hashtagging it with #medievalhomos.
can't sleep. guess that's a good sign it's time for #medievalhomos now.
dude, do you always sleep shirtless? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES THAT THE CASTLE COULD BE DRAFTY?
oh. I forgot how bad the special effects are in this show.
dude, the guy LOOKS like a shifty. can't you TELL he's bad for you? don't answer that, arthur.
lesbians.
~everything I do is for him~ (sorry, what's that? can't hear you over the gay.)
GOD WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TOUCH THINGS YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT SUPPOSED TO.
wait. I don't understand why the coffin was boobytrapped if the point is that someone should take soulgem.
merlin, you're a fucking sorcerer. are you telling me you can't just unlock the damn cell?
that was more of an explosion but okay whatever that works too.
I don't know why you ever bother. The answer is always ASK THE SLASH DRAGON.
. . . ew. dragon spit spell.
sometimes I just want merlin to be like "I AM A MAGIC USER. I USE MAGIC. NEENER NEENER HAHA."
his name is lancelot, he wears tight pants a lot and he's apparently in this episode.
. . . pillow fight. ai yi yi you and your anachronisms.
YOU SLEEP ON THE GROUND. FREQUENTLY. STOP BEING SUCH A LINTLICKER.
gwen&arthur are horribly cute. something goes massively wrong with them, but still. CUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
arthur. arthur, can you even cook?
wait, on second thought YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO COOK, YOU HUNT.
ahahahaha gwen is not buying your bullshit, arthur.
oh god this schmaltzy music and the sappy shot and the everything is too much. it's like I'm in a romcom.
AND NO ONE'S GONNA NOTICE THAT THE KNIGHT MYSTERIOUSLY FEELS BETTER AND IS ALSO /MISSING A FLESH WOUND/?
The episode previews have . . . nothing to do with the episodes. Okay then, we'll be skipping those from now on.
man, what have I told you people about drafty castles and maybe WEARING SOME GODDAMN CLOTHING TO BED?
okay, I hate to break this to you, but she probably wouldn't have been burnt alive because your castle is MADE OF STONE.
oh, we're taking a trip to the slash dragon? cool, he skipped last episode.
druid lady is kinda pretty.
what are you, little red riding hood?
god, does merlin not know how to unlock shit and maybe NOT blow doors up?
. . . . . scorpions.
this happened, therefore magic. okay, I got the logic of uther down.
I doooooon't think they had dobermans back then.
HE USES MAGIC. MERLIN IS A SORCERER. YOU ARE DUMB, ARTHUR.
man, these guys bathe an awful lot for the time period. they're practically germophobes.
you're about to get eaten by a naked mole rat. wow. I feel so sorry for you.
why. are. you. wasting. water. for that matter, why are you drinking water? you would have been drinking mead or maybe tea.
don't get eaten by naked mole rats, okay? it would be suck.
see, that's why you need lancelot. if you have him, then he can fuck gwen and it'll be like you fucking her by proxy!
YOU CAN LOVE MORE THAN ONE PERSON. LANCELOT, YOU GOTTA STAAAAAAY.
okay, sleep now. more #medievalhomos when I wake up.
it's only a model.
okay, trollio loos like Giada de Laurentis. so that's what she's going to be.
lol jonas.
does merlin have a crush on giada? she's a troll, boy. go back to your arthur.
lol arthur's face. it's that OH GOD MY PARENTAL UNIT IS BEING DISGUSTING IN PUBLIC look.
hey, giada's hair looks really cool.
sneaky sneaky gaius. I see what you did there.
you would think that giada would have factored the food thing into her plans. or maybe trolls are just stupid.
does no one ever listen to gaius and merlin? don't you guys ever learn?
oh my god, ya'll are schmaltzy as fuck. GIADA IS A TROLL. DON'T BUY INTO THE LIES.
. . . no seriously, ya'll need to start wearing clothes to bed.
even merlin knows that's a stupid idea, gaius. you can't just be like "GIADA IS A TROLL, M'LORD."
you can't even say the word, gaius.
or giada could be a vulcan. okay then.
uther. UTHER WOULDN'T YOU HAVE SEEN THIS BAUBLE BEFORE? DO NOT TAKE NECKLACES FROM STRANGE LADIES.
dragon. GO. ASK. THE. SLASH. DRAGON.
. . . why is his torch still burning and why didn't it catch anything on fire?
no sexy times? darn.
sure. suuuuuuuuuuuuure merlin took it.
giada is a troll! arthur, why do you never believe merlin?
arthur ain't buying your bullshit.
see? SEE YOU CAN OPEN DOORS WITHOUT BLOWING THEM UP!
aw, he brought giada flowers! that's so disgusting.
like his love for you has made him blind to THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A TROLL?
I can never tell what time it is in this show or how much time has passed.
sometimes arthur isn't a bad human being.
THAT IS VERY DEFINITELY NOT HOW IT WORKS. LIKE, AT ALL.
MORGANA AIN'T BUYING YOUR BULLSHIT EITHER.
you think that maybe GIADA IS A TROLL????
oh my god SOMEONE PULL THE GODDAMN PENDANT OFF UTHER.
this is actually hilarious.
that was not something I ever wanted to think about.
ALRIGHT, WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP TO THE DRAGON!
oh, it's easy to get uther to cry tears of true remorse! all you gotta do is make shilo ask him if this is all his fault.
I mean, you could kill Buffy too but I think Shilo'd probably hit him harder.
arthur's gonna get all juliet up in this episode.
oh no. the antidote.
didn't you say that you'd protect me? didn't you? (I tried, I tried.)
arthur, you are taking too much delight in your poor father's suffering.
HE'S LESS TOUCHY FEELY THAN YOU, MERLIN. YOU JUST GOTTA ROLL WITH IT.
that was about the stupidest thing you could do ever, merlin.
I like how no one ever believes that merlin is a sorcerer.
good job at actually sounding sorry, slash dragon. good job.
why do these people keep all their valuable shit in these little lock boxes? like, I would keep that stuff in my bra.
ps: lololol belladonna.
lalala come on, queue up you dumb episode.
WITH GREAT POWER COME GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, PETER. I MEAN, NEW KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT.
I am no man!
Also I'm gonna call her Barbie.
that's because barbie is more badass than you arthur. now stop being a complainybutt.
that was a little homoerotic okay. (lesbians.)
that's. rope going up your pants, merlin. okay then.
oh, not lesbians. SISTERS. (like in RENT, I guess.)
oh man, those lies must taste pretty bitter in your mouth, merlin.
LOLOLOLOL MERLIN IS A LOYAL ALLY IN THE FIGHT AGAINST MAGIC, GUYS.
oh so I guess barbie is the new katy perry.
oh so I guess barbie is the new katy perry.
oh dude. is this the episode with freya?
somehow, I pictured freya a lot more like that white-haired one from that show where winter is coming.
yes, he is saying you're fat. YOU'RE FAT, ARTHUR.
you guys are legitimately the cutest thing oh my god.
why were those people wandering around at night? like, what even. DON'T WANDER AROUND AT NIGHT.
stop being so cute together oh my god you two!
so cute omg whyyyyyyy. I JUST WANT MERLIN AND FREYA TO BE CUTE FOREVER OKAY.
gwen is . . . not buying your bullshit, merlin.
okay, so I just really want merlin crossdressing now. (@dirtywhovian, help!)
oh my god. you are the cutest PLEASE STOP YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STAY TOGETHER AND IT MAKES MY HEART HURT. ;_____;
oh my god. YOU NEED TO STOP. FREYA, YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE CUTEST AND I JUST WANNA CUDDLE YOU FOREVER.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY FOREVER WHY OMG WHYYYYYYYY.
and just when I was going to change my tag to #medievalheteros, you guys went back to being #medievalhomos.
is this another ~arthur gonna marry a princess~ episode?
let's go with sharpay for this one. (but she looks like kbell, tbh.)
AUGH FUCKING BUTTERFLIES.
too many butterflies. ;_____;
lololol merlin you're sending flowers to the wrong girl. this cannot end well.
oh my god what are you even doing arthur.
sharpay you are way too chipper also YOUR FAAAAAAACE.
god what have I told you people about wearing clothes to bed.
you are actually having like. three separate conversations here.
are you. brushing the taxidermy boar head's teeth?
n'awwwww gwen.
(also nooooooooooo gwen but whatever whatever.)
gwen. ;____;
yay gwen and arthur and gwenarthurmerlin!
~ONE TRUE LOVE~
SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THE TENT.
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Day 362, Word Count: 1418
Theme: December; Faith, Trust and Pixie Dust
This post is part of the 365 Gay Sharks project. If you would like to learn more about this project, click here to read more about it. :D
Night Daytime at the Movies with Reili
Reposted from my twitter where I was hashtagging it with #medievalhomos.
can't sleep. guess that's a good sign it's time for #medievalhomos now.
dude, do you always sleep shirtless? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES THAT THE CASTLE COULD BE DRAFTY?
oh. I forgot how bad the special effects are in this show.
dude, the guy LOOKS like a shifty. can't you TELL he's bad for you? don't answer that, arthur.
lesbians.
~everything I do is for him~ (sorry, what's that? can't hear you over the gay.)
GOD WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TOUCH THINGS YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT SUPPOSED TO.
wait. I don't understand why the coffin was boobytrapped if the point is that someone should take soulgem.
merlin, you're a fucking sorcerer. are you telling me you can't just unlock the damn cell?
that was more of an explosion but okay whatever that works too.
I don't know why you ever bother. The answer is always ASK THE SLASH DRAGON.
. . . ew. dragon spit spell.
sometimes I just want merlin to be like "I AM A MAGIC USER. I USE MAGIC. NEENER NEENER HAHA."
his name is lancelot, he wears tight pants a lot and he's apparently in this episode.
. . . pillow fight. ai yi yi you and your anachronisms.
YOU SLEEP ON THE GROUND. FREQUENTLY. STOP BEING SUCH A LINTLICKER.
gwen&arthur are horribly cute. something goes massively wrong with them, but still. CUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
arthur. arthur, can you even cook?
wait, on second thought YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO COOK, YOU HUNT.
ahahahaha gwen is not buying your bullshit, arthur.
oh god this schmaltzy music and the sappy shot and the everything is too much. it's like I'm in a romcom.
AND NO ONE'S GONNA NOTICE THAT THE KNIGHT MYSTERIOUSLY FEELS BETTER AND IS ALSO /MISSING A FLESH WOUND/?
The episode previews have . . . nothing to do with the episodes. Okay then, we'll be skipping those from now on.
man, what have I told you people about drafty castles and maybe WEARING SOME GODDAMN CLOTHING TO BED?
okay, I hate to break this to you, but she probably wouldn't have been burnt alive because your castle is MADE OF STONE.
oh, we're taking a trip to the slash dragon? cool, he skipped last episode.
druid lady is kinda pretty.
what are you, little red riding hood?
god, does merlin not know how to unlock shit and maybe NOT blow doors up?
. . . . . scorpions.
this happened, therefore magic. okay, I got the logic of uther down.
I doooooon't think they had dobermans back then.
HE USES MAGIC. MERLIN IS A SORCERER. YOU ARE DUMB, ARTHUR.
man, these guys bathe an awful lot for the time period. they're practically germophobes.
you're about to get eaten by a naked mole rat. wow. I feel so sorry for you.
why. are. you. wasting. water. for that matter, why are you drinking water? you would have been drinking mead or maybe tea.
don't get eaten by naked mole rats, okay? it would be suck.
see, that's why you need lancelot. if you have him, then he can fuck gwen and it'll be like you fucking her by proxy!
YOU CAN LOVE MORE THAN ONE PERSON. LANCELOT, YOU GOTTA STAAAAAAY.
okay, sleep now. more #medievalhomos when I wake up.
it's only a model.
okay, trollio loos like Giada de Laurentis. so that's what she's going to be.
lol jonas.
does merlin have a crush on giada? she's a troll, boy. go back to your arthur.
lol arthur's face. it's that OH GOD MY PARENTAL UNIT IS BEING DISGUSTING IN PUBLIC look.
hey, giada's hair looks really cool.
sneaky sneaky gaius. I see what you did there.
you would think that giada would have factored the food thing into her plans. or maybe trolls are just stupid.
does no one ever listen to gaius and merlin? don't you guys ever learn?
oh my god, ya'll are schmaltzy as fuck. GIADA IS A TROLL. DON'T BUY INTO THE LIES.
. . . no seriously, ya'll need to start wearing clothes to bed.
even merlin knows that's a stupid idea, gaius. you can't just be like "GIADA IS A TROLL, M'LORD."
you can't even say the word, gaius.
or giada could be a vulcan. okay then.
uther. UTHER WOULDN'T YOU HAVE SEEN THIS BAUBLE BEFORE? DO NOT TAKE NECKLACES FROM STRANGE LADIES.
dragon. GO. ASK. THE. SLASH. DRAGON.
. . . why is his torch still burning and why didn't it catch anything on fire?
no sexy times? darn.
sure. suuuuuuuuuuuuure merlin took it.
giada is a troll! arthur, why do you never believe merlin?
arthur ain't buying your bullshit.
see? SEE YOU CAN OPEN DOORS WITHOUT BLOWING THEM UP!
aw, he brought giada flowers! that's so disgusting.
like his love for you has made him blind to THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A TROLL?
I can never tell what time it is in this show or how much time has passed.
sometimes arthur isn't a bad human being.
THAT IS VERY DEFINITELY NOT HOW IT WORKS. LIKE, AT ALL.
MORGANA AIN'T BUYING YOUR BULLSHIT EITHER.
you think that maybe GIADA IS A TROLL????
oh my god SOMEONE PULL THE GODDAMN PENDANT OFF UTHER.
this is actually hilarious.
that was not something I ever wanted to think about.
ALRIGHT, WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP TO THE DRAGON!
oh, it's easy to get uther to cry tears of true remorse! all you gotta do is make shilo ask him if this is all his fault.
I mean, you could kill Buffy too but I think Shilo'd probably hit him harder.
arthur's gonna get all juliet up in this episode.
oh no. the antidote.
didn't you say that you'd protect me? didn't you? (I tried, I tried.)
arthur, you are taking too much delight in your poor father's suffering.
HE'S LESS TOUCHY FEELY THAN YOU, MERLIN. YOU JUST GOTTA ROLL WITH IT.
that was about the stupidest thing you could do ever, merlin.
I like how no one ever believes that merlin is a sorcerer.
good job at actually sounding sorry, slash dragon. good job.
why do these people keep all their valuable shit in these little lock boxes? like, I would keep that stuff in my bra.
ps: lololol belladonna.
lalala come on, queue up you dumb episode.
WITH GREAT POWER COME GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, PETER. I MEAN, NEW KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT.
I am no man!
Also I'm gonna call her Barbie.
that's because barbie is more badass than you arthur. now stop being a complainybutt.
that was a little homoerotic okay. (lesbians.)
that's. rope going up your pants, merlin. okay then.
oh, not lesbians. SISTERS. (like in RENT, I guess.)
oh man, those lies must taste pretty bitter in your mouth, merlin.
LOLOLOLOL MERLIN IS A LOYAL ALLY IN THE FIGHT AGAINST MAGIC, GUYS.
oh so I guess barbie is the new katy perry.
oh so I guess barbie is the new katy perry.
oh dude. is this the episode with freya?
somehow, I pictured freya a lot more like that white-haired one from that show where winter is coming.
yes, he is saying you're fat. YOU'RE FAT, ARTHUR.
you guys are legitimately the cutest thing oh my god.
why were those people wandering around at night? like, what even. DON'T WANDER AROUND AT NIGHT.
stop being so cute together oh my god you two!
so cute omg whyyyyyyy. I JUST WANT MERLIN AND FREYA TO BE CUTE FOREVER OKAY.
gwen is . . . not buying your bullshit, merlin.
okay, so I just really want merlin crossdressing now. (@dirtywhovian, help!)
oh my god. you are the cutest PLEASE STOP YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STAY TOGETHER AND IT MAKES MY HEART HURT. ;_____;
oh my god. YOU NEED TO STOP. FREYA, YOU ARE ACTUALLY THE CUTEST AND I JUST WANNA CUDDLE YOU FOREVER.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY FOREVER WHY OMG WHYYYYYYYY.
and just when I was going to change my tag to #medievalheteros, you guys went back to being #medievalhomos.
is this another ~arthur gonna marry a princess~ episode?
let's go with sharpay for this one. (but she looks like kbell, tbh.)
AUGH FUCKING BUTTERFLIES.
too many butterflies. ;_____;
lololol merlin you're sending flowers to the wrong girl. this cannot end well.
oh my god what are you even doing arthur.
sharpay you are way too chipper also YOUR FAAAAAAACE.
god what have I told you people about wearing clothes to bed.
you are actually having like. three separate conversations here.
are you. brushing the taxidermy boar head's teeth?
n'awwwww gwen.
(also nooooooooooo gwen but whatever whatever.)
gwen. ;____;
yay gwen and arthur and gwenarthurmerlin!
~ONE TRUE LOVE~
SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THE TENT.
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